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Old Mar 4th, 2009, 10:04 PM       
" So in the Bible, knocking up a hooker is more acceptable than jerkin it in the shower?"

in the new testament, at least.
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Old Mar 4th, 2009, 10:41 PM       
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Old Mar 5th, 2009, 04:59 AM       
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what the fuck just happened. I wanted to fucking respond to this fucking shit after a hard night of drinking and I am stuck with you arrogant piss cunts trying to sound like you are condescending to me -- but that, my friend, is nothing less than a bunch of swine uniting in opinion.

you're fucking shallow cunts -- my dick is already busting through your cervix, you cock-in-mouth dick-hearts.

I will get back to you some other fucking occasion than this lunch time.
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Old Mar 5th, 2009, 12:41 PM       
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Old Mar 5th, 2009, 12:44 PM       
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Old Mar 5th, 2009, 06:13 PM       
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what the fuck just happened. I wanted to fucking respond to this fucking shit after a hard night of drinking and I am stuck with you arrogant piss cunts trying to sound like you are condescending to me -- but that, my friend, is nothing less than a bunch of swine uniting in opinion.

you're fucking shallow cunts -- my dick is already busting through your cervix, you cock-in-mouth dick-hearts.

I will get back to you some other fucking occasion than this lunch time.
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Old Mar 5th, 2009, 08:58 PM       
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Old Mar 5th, 2009, 09:07 PM       
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Men are adopting far more feminine and prissy fashions; the emo thing is trying to convince men that crying and bitching is a proper pasttime; even hip hop has come to such a point of strange vanity that it is disgusting.

Everybody lives in a plastic world.

Everybody wants to pretend life is a romantic comedy.

I could go on about this... But it would be its own thread. we can do this later.
Just so you know, emo and hip hop is just a teenage fad. Like how teenagers during Beatlemania grew out their hair. I know plenty of guys that aren't into those things and I also know a lot of those guys who are into those but still could easily be considered "manly".

Oh yes, and I think this might be interesting to you. Carl Jung came up with an idea of "anima vs animus". The concept says about how people have within them both feminine and masculine qualities. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anima_and_animus
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Old Mar 6th, 2009, 12:17 AM       

What's the point in sharing knowledge with somebody who doesn't even know the ambiguous nature of social roles and probably wouldn't understand if you did share it. ;\

its kinda interesting that the new testament grew out of the debauchery of the roman empire ;\ not too surprising that prostitutes weren't such a horrible thing ;o
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Old Mar 6th, 2009, 04:01 PM       
I've seen 30year old emos.
And Hip Hop a teenage fad? Maybe out in the burbs. But not in da hood. But then again there are plenty of people who never psychologically mature beyond 16. Walk into any bar on a Friday night if you want proof.
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Old Mar 6th, 2009, 04:41 PM       
I like how the appropriate article for "hood" is apparently "da" rather than "the."
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Old Mar 6th, 2009, 05:11 PM       
That's what the darkies decided to name it. Other races have different name for their low income housing areas.
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Old Mar 6th, 2009, 05:27 PM       
If you have a cock in your mouth, and a dick in your heart, isn't that just more masculinity?
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Old Mar 6th, 2009, 05:51 PM       
I was watching a documentary about hippies that claimed that "da hood" was improving before the hippies came along with their filth and their drugs and their need for low-rent places to crash.
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Old Mar 6th, 2009, 05:54 PM       
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Old Mar 6th, 2009, 06:06 PM       
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I was watching a documentary about hippies that claimed that "da hood" was improving before the hippies came along with their filth and their drugs and their need for low-rent places to crash.
I don't know if low income housing will every not have a drug and theft problem. If everyone became responsible citizens and it would be turned into the suburb it was before and da hood would relocate.
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Old Mar 6th, 2009, 08:36 PM       
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I've seen 30year old emos.
And Hip Hop a teenage fad? Maybe out in the burbs. But not in da hood. But then again there are plenty of people who never psychologically mature beyond 16. Walk into any bar on a Friday night if you want proof.
I'm assuming that we were talking about Emo as the music genre here. And where I live at least, hip hop is just a kind of music that kids listen to. Kids also wear hoodies and wear their pants low, but it's a style. A teenage thing. I've never heard of hip hop encouraging "strange vanity".
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Old Mar 6th, 2009, 10:37 PM       
Right. Like people need an excuse to wear huge ugly jewelry.

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Old Mar 7th, 2009, 12:03 AM       
I would like you all to know that thanks to the many instances of the word "Korea" in this forum, we no have ads for the Korean market. Thank you Kultukampf, it's people like you who prevent search engines from working properly.
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Old Mar 7th, 2009, 12:32 AM       
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