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Old Dec 1st, 2008, 05:18 PM       
Angela Lansbury, Alan Arkin, and Christopher Lee too, huh
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Old Dec 1st, 2008, 05:23 PM       
Oh, yeah.

I went to elementary school with this kid who honestly believed that she was a horse. Specifically, a lavender horse with a purple mane. She galloped around the playground and everything. I think she might have been a tad unbalanced.

Anyway, her big thing was to try and force people to reenact The Last Unicorn with her. She was the unicorn, of course.

Even way back then I thought people were stupid.
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Old Dec 1st, 2008, 05:33 PM       
Plot seems kinda dull
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Old Dec 1st, 2008, 06:50 PM       
This horrible day will not end.

I was making spaghetti for dinner. The noodles were cooked to perfection. I put the strainer atop the pot of noodles, as usual, and inverted it to drain them. The entire pot of spaghetti found its way out a 2-inch crevice on one side of the strainer and went straight down the garbage disposal.

We're out of dishwasher detergent and I can't afford to buy any till Wednesday. My hands are too torn-up to do the dishes by hand, so I tried squirting a little bit of dish soap into the dishwasher. In retrospect, not the brightest move. Our kitchen floor is covered in suds about an ankle deep.

After dinner, I'm going to bed.
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Old Dec 1st, 2008, 07:21 PM       
It's not a great plot, but it's amusing. Shmendrick and um... the lady with the wild hair, Molly, make it watchable. The love bits between the prince and Amalthea almost make it not. They're set to America.

Also it's very pretty.
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Old Dec 1st, 2008, 07:22 PM       
bad day for you and me both darlin.
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Old Dec 1st, 2008, 07:26 PM       
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Old Dec 1st, 2008, 08:28 PM       
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We're out of dishwasher detergent and I can't afford to buy any till Wednesday. My hands are too torn-up to do the dishes by hand, so I tried squirting a little bit of dish soap into the dishwasher. In retrospect, not the brightest move. Our kitchen floor is covered in suds about an ankle deep.
I've done this too - on the bright side, it's the kind of mistake you only make once.

I feel your pain, Kit. Have a whiskey on the rocks, on me. Tell 'em "Flagg's settin' me up".
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Old Dec 1st, 2008, 08:34 PM       
Just to point sumfin out, if you pour salt on the suds, it'll make them go down.
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Old Dec 1st, 2008, 08:36 PM       
Don't listen to this guy - I tried that once and it exploded my kitchen into smithereens!
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Old Dec 1st, 2008, 08:38 PM       
Blast! My nefarious scheme is ruined! CURSE YOU, RICHARDS!
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Old Dec 1st, 2008, 09:06 PM       
i think i just sprained my ankle oh god ithurtsithurtsithurts
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Old Dec 1st, 2008, 09:09 PM       
Asila, honestly, do you need a boner hug? We could send someone




And by someone I mean Tadao, but you have to act surprised when he shows up at the door
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Old Dec 1st, 2008, 09:10 PM       
It might make me feel better
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Old Dec 1st, 2008, 09:12 PM       
You may have to share it with CiG and Kitsa though, get a hairpin ready
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Old Dec 1st, 2008, 09:15 PM       
we can take turns
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Old Dec 1st, 2008, 09:17 PM       
But who gets to hold his hair back when he pukes on your porch?
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Old Dec 1st, 2008, 09:21 PM       
That's what hair ties are for!

I'll bet Kitsa'll do it
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Old Dec 1st, 2008, 09:38 PM       
I wouldn't mind 3 seconds of sex and then watching you 3 fool around.
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Old Dec 1st, 2008, 09:45 PM       
Yah you pull that all together and let me know

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Old Dec 1st, 2008, 09:48 PM       
I'm pulling it now.
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Old Dec 1st, 2008, 11:28 PM       
I am so angry.
But I'll still make you all better if you come over.
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Old Dec 1st, 2008, 11:28 PM       
So is that like a porno term? Should I add that to my list of porno terms right next to 'fluffer'?
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