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Old Sep 7th, 2015, 12:04 AM       
It would probably just make you sick till the fireman arrives and puts your 3rd degree burned ass in an ambulance.
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Old Sep 7th, 2015, 11:47 AM       
Hey, at least he'd have some stories to share with that psychiatric hospital orderly whose face I slashed open 3 years ago.
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Old Sep 7th, 2015, 12:42 PM       
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Old Sep 7th, 2015, 04:27 PM       
The thing that disappointed me the most about my trips to the nuthouse were that the orderlies were just meathead idiots in cheap scrubs. I was expecting dudes in white collared shirts and black bow ties.

HOLLYWOOD LIED TO ME
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Old Sep 8th, 2015, 01:23 AM       
Haven't you seen the Disorderlies?
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Old Sep 8th, 2015, 04:25 PM       
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The thing that disappointed me the most about my trips to the nuthouse were that the orderlies were just meathead idiots in cheap scrubs. I was expecting dudes in white collared shirts and black bow ties.

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i think you're confusing orderlies with kamen rider henchmen
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Old Sep 9th, 2015, 01:32 PM       
Watch any old nuthouse based movie. The orderlies, the muscle they use to keep the unruly nuts in check are always wearing bow ties with their names embroidered on their shirts. Prime example: one flew over the cuckoo's nest.


Always appreciatea a Kamen Rider reference, though.
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Old Sep 9th, 2015, 03:46 PM       
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I need Brak to have cleavage. Then we can page rack.
I thought you did that once before, with a young lass from NC who posted an ill-advised selfie in a rest room.

Hilarity ensued.
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Old Sep 9th, 2015, 05:53 PM       
Oh I think I did. Did I cover her face with Brak? MB it was Pub.
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Old Sep 9th, 2015, 06:17 PM       


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Old Sep 10th, 2015, 12:33 PM       
Thanks for that.

BTW anyone hear from Kit lately?
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Old Sep 10th, 2015, 02:24 PM       
I you build a hockey thread she will cum.
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Old Sep 12th, 2015, 03:11 PM       
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Old Sep 19th, 2015, 02:31 AM       
or that blond girl. what the hell was her name?
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Old Sep 19th, 2015, 08:00 AM       
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Old Sep 20th, 2015, 09:10 PM       
That's my granddaughter you pervs.
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Old Sep 21st, 2015, 10:20 AM       
Somehow I suspected that.
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Old Sep 21st, 2015, 03:06 PM       
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Qeklouv, Peavobril, Spaxaghun, Vukosnay, Skasmeas, umop apisdn, XMoltresX (23)
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Old Oct 2nd, 2015, 11:54 AM       
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This is the least disturbing selfie I have rediscovered being online.

I took a lot? I really shouldn't have.

So many of them are topless! Why did I take so many pictures of myself topless! Did someone ask for that shit?

"Hey Pub, I really like seeing a pudgy guy with a huge head and a shitty beard without a shirt. Hmm, pasty raw chicken looking skin turns me on."

:vomit
Hey buddy. You seem to have forgotten that you posted all of those pictures in this thread.
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Old Oct 2nd, 2015, 11:55 AM       
Currently the most popular thread on this forum is you guys all roleplaying ZBF's suicide party.
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Old Oct 2nd, 2015, 10:48 PM       
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Old Oct 2nd, 2015, 10:49 PM       
We got sandwiches goddamnit
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Old Oct 6th, 2015, 12:58 PM       
ONE FUCKING JOB!
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