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Old Dec 13th, 2004, 10:32 PM       
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Old Dec 13th, 2004, 10:37 PM       
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I don't care about your decisions. Do as you want. Just know that you restarted smoking, not because you proved that you could quit and now you don't have to anymore, but because you're addicted. And know that you will soon be back at how many cigarettes you used to smoke before, not because that's your decision, but because you're addicted. You're an addict, motherfucker. Admit it to yourself.

I know for a fact that I'm smarter than you are, because I did figure out that I was addicted, and I did figure out that all the reasons I made up were nothing but me lying to myself. If I'm stupid then at least I'm less stupid at it than you.

I didn't say that i wasn't addicted. But if you had to try that hard to quit, then you are weak willed. I mean if you seriously can't deal with being a little grumpy for a couple of days then you are a pussy.

I don't want to quit smoking or i would.
I was pretty heavily addicted, having smoked 20+ cigarettes a day for eight years in a row. You'll find out what I'm talking about when you're there.
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Old Dec 13th, 2004, 11:37 PM       
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My mom died from smoking. My dad has a heart disease. I have a smoker's cough, possible emphezema, and skin cancer (although it's completely unrelated).

Still, fuck you Dustin.
I suppose its the Tobacco Industry's fault for "making" your family smoke eh?
Well, I was sorta kidding, but i do really think that it's unfair to put additives in your cigarettes that make them addictive, especially when it's something that can be potentially harmful.

My family actually has a tendency to get addicted to things easily. I'm not blaming that on the industry, but I do think that they prey on people like my family, to an extent. Maybe I'm just looking for a scapegoat as to my parent's unhealthy situation, but it's a working scapegoat.

And I hate the TRUTH commercials too, don't worry.
Okay, I was starting to get worried... lol

You know what though... Lets find a new scapegoat for smoking. To hell with the Tobacco industry, I think that uh... The um...

...Dramatic Pause...

LOW-CARB DIET CRAZE IS THE CAUSE FOR SMOKING!!! DAMN YOU DR. ATKINS!!!
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Old Dec 14th, 2004, 09:27 AM       
You need to take responsibility for your own shit. If you can't then you shouldn't be here. Life is tough. Don't cry.
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Old Dec 14th, 2004, 10:08 AM       
I wasn't crying before that last post. I think I'm gonna go leap in front of a bus now.
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Old Dec 14th, 2004, 10:13 AM       
Big needs to smoke because he's one ugly mofo and needs all the help he can to get the pretty ladies to sit near him :O
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Old Dec 14th, 2004, 12:22 PM       
smoking is stupid and anyone who smokes anything is a fucking moron. uff
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