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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 02:22 AM        Clint Eastwood vs. John Wayne
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Ok, who is the ultimate badass? I'd say Clint Eastwood.
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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 05:28 AM       
YEAH SURE, WHAT ABOUT PAINT YOUR WAGON AND BRIDGES OF MADISON COUNTY AND WHATEVER OTHER GAY MOVIES HE'S BEEN IN THAT I HAVEN'T WATCHED

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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 05:55 AM       
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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 09:22 AM       
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YEAH SURE, WHAT ABOUT PAINT YOUR WAGON AND BRIDGES OF MADISON COUNTY AND WHATEVER OTHER GAY MOVIES HE'S BEEN IN THAT I HAVEN'T WATCHED

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John Wayne was a peter-puffer to being with. I think that precludes any movies that you consider gay that Eastwood has been in.
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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 12:00 PM       
Clint Eatwood kicks John Wayne's ass, I mean, in a fistfull of dollars, he wears a bulletproof vest, John Wayne could fire what he want, but it'll just ricochet off of him. and if it's john Wayne vs. Clint eastwood as Dirty Harry, he's gonna get blated into a bloddy pulp. for Christ's sake, he uses a fucking .44 MAGNUM! A MAGNU, AND A .44 ONE! you can blast through walls with those.
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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 01:51 PM       
Clint Eastwood all the way.
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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 04:06 PM       
John Wayne could eat Eastwood for breakfast and paint his house in Indian blood.
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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 05:11 PM       
Clint Eastwood would kick john wayne's ass. C'mon John Wayne would waste 10 minutes talking before the fight and then Clint would just shoot him.
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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 06:31 PM       
LOL, ACTUALLY, RIGHT NOW I THINK CLIT EASTWOOD COULD PROBABLY WIN ANY CONTESTS AGAINST JOHN WAYNE

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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 07:21 PM       
Okay, SolidSnakeASS, let me explain this to you:

John Wayne's real name: Marion Morrison = LOSER
Clint Eastwood's real name: Clinton Eastwood Jr. = WINNER
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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 07:42 PM       
Eastwood would blow john wayne to shit before he could even do his angry tough guy/hick routine.
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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 08:13 PM       
I personally like 'em both, but I'd have to go with Clint. By no stretch of the imagination is Wayne a pansy, though. Col. Kirby in The Green Berets and Sgt. Stryker in Sands of Iwo Jima are two of my favorite war movie characters.
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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 09:51 PM       
John Wayne is definitely cool, I won't dispute that. But Eastwood is more badass.
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Old Feb 9th, 2003, 07:17 PM        Quote - "Unforgiven" (1992)

"All right now, I'm comin' out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sumbitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife, and his friends. Burn his damn house down." - Bill Munny (Eastwood)
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Old Feb 9th, 2003, 10:26 PM       


Eye patch = winner.

The real John Wayne...
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Old Feb 9th, 2003, 10:37 PM       
Unforgiven is an awesome movie.
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Old Feb 10th, 2003, 11:54 AM       
They're both badasses. Hell I'd take one of their worst over most of today's best action movies.
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Old Feb 13th, 2003, 07:59 PM        Insp. Harry Callahan (Eastwood)

Sun glasses = cool winner, and its sunny outside.
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Old Feb 13th, 2003, 09:47 PM       
GO ahead... make my day ....

+1 vote for Eastwood
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Old Feb 13th, 2003, 11:36 PM       
Eastwood's magnum can shoot through schools.

Wayne died in half of his movies
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Old Feb 14th, 2003, 12:48 AM       
Eastwood would dig up John Wayne's bones and beat them into dust with a claw hammer - hell, even "space cowboys" Eastwood could kick wayne's ass. But if Eastwood was directing the fight he was in it would suck ass.
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Old Feb 14th, 2003, 12:50 AM        Quote - "Dirty Harry" (1971)

"I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question. Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?" - Insp. Harry Callahan (Eastwood)
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Old Feb 14th, 2003, 06:18 PM       
Wayne would suck Eastwood's eyes out an eat them for breakfast.

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