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Old Dec 6th, 2007, 02:39 PM        guys, I'm SICK
how the fuck can all of this mucus possibly be coming from ME?

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Old Dec 6th, 2007, 03:19 PM       
I've had the same cold since Thanksgiving. It's not a bad cold but it's enough to irritate me.

I don't know what's worse, horrible colds that last a day or two or chronic mild ones.
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Old Dec 6th, 2007, 03:46 PM       
Get off the forums before you bastards infect the rest of us!
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Old Dec 6th, 2007, 03:50 PM       
Im pretty I'll myself as well. Its an I-Mockery epidemic.
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Old Dec 6th, 2007, 04:18 PM       
I want you all to know that I am ok. No need for alarm.

This is Chojin. Knowing MLE, she's probably sick.
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Old Dec 6th, 2007, 05:14 PM       
You can lose 10 lbs of mucus while you're sick. Have fun
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Old Dec 6th, 2007, 05:48 PM       
At least it's not the flu. I actually broke blood vessels in my eyes from vomiting. I've been' sick, really sick, before but this bordered on demonic possession.
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Old Dec 6th, 2007, 05:59 PM       
I haven't been sick like that since halloween '96 or so. Really sucked watching my family happily eat pizza and candy while I puke my guts out.
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Old Dec 6th, 2007, 07:11 PM       
guys, I went to the bathroom earlier because I thought that I had to make pukies, but really it was just the largest glob of mucus that I've ever seen!
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Old Dec 6th, 2007, 07:13 PM       


I've had terrible stomach cramps and indigestion the past few weeks, but other than that everything's gr8
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Old Dec 6th, 2007, 07:21 PM       
My belly button was leaking horrible smelling moucus for several months and it suddenly cleared up the other day.
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Old Dec 6th, 2007, 07:23 PM       
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Old Dec 6th, 2007, 07:24 PM       
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Old Dec 6th, 2007, 08:07 PM       
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how the fuck can all of this mucus possibly be coming from ME?

if I die, I want you to know that I've always hated you.
Better get started on that will.
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Old Dec 6th, 2007, 08:26 PM       
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I've had terrible stomach cramps and indigestion the past few weeks
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Old Dec 6th, 2007, 08:30 PM       
okay actually i somehow contracted a cold since the last post I made in this thread, fuck you
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Old Dec 6th, 2007, 08:31 PM       
sry chojin ;\
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Old Dec 7th, 2007, 12:31 AM       
at least you're right there with us now

guys, I know I'm all about the hotness and too hot for you, but it's really not hot to be hacking up blood and mucus. I almost hacked up on some mexican's steak at work today. I was tempted to.
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Old Dec 7th, 2007, 01:02 AM       
That's sooooooo hot.
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Old Dec 7th, 2007, 02:56 AM       
actually, it's more like small medical issues instead of being sick. such as i have an ear infection.
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Old Dec 7th, 2007, 03:15 AM       
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Old Dec 7th, 2007, 09:31 AM       
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Old Dec 7th, 2007, 04:21 PM       
fuck you i still have my cancer
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Old Dec 7th, 2007, 05:40 PM       
guys you need to start thinking about your immune system's future and start drinking more vitamin c products
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Old Dec 7th, 2007, 06:56 PM       
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