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Old Jun 23rd, 2009, 10:06 AM        Predict the Twist of the Next M Night Shyamalan Film
It wouldn't be a Shyamalan film if it didn't have some retarded twist at the end - so from the following trailer what will it be?

Trailer: http://www.gametrailers.com/player/51238.html

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- The character in the trailer is in fact not the last "Airbender".
- The name "Airbender" is actually not the queerest thing I've ever heard.
- The last Airbender gets killed by SAW's Jigsaw in a super double twist.
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Old Jun 23rd, 2009, 11:27 AM       
- Airbender actually takes place in modern times with aliens and that everyone is already dead.
- The last airbender is actually Paul Giamotti.
- The last airbender was a real boy all along.
- The last airbender is actually a muckraker from Kansas.
- That the movie isn't actually animated or cgi and that M. Night used magic powers to transform the cast into his cgi abonimations.
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Old Jun 23rd, 2009, 03:17 PM       
The twist is that it gets released in theaters somehow even though his last three movies were "The Happening", "Lady in the Water" and "The Village".

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Old Jun 23rd, 2009, 03:58 PM       
The twist is that Shyamalan discovers he chose a crappy cartoon to adapt
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Old Jun 23rd, 2009, 04:42 PM       
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The twist is that it gets released in theaters somehow even though his last three movies were "The Happening", "Lady in the Water" and "The Village".

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Its funny because its true.
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Old Jun 23rd, 2009, 05:55 PM       
Danny Phantom would have been a better movie....... barely
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Old Jun 23rd, 2009, 07:26 PM       
The only real twist at this point would either be that there is no twist at all or that Shamalayadingdong is actually a competent director.
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Old Jun 24th, 2009, 04:22 PM       
Seriously, I could list 10 cartoons that would have made better movies then 'bender:

1. Gargoyles

2. Johnny Quest

3. Beavis and Butthead

4. Freakazoid

5. Mighty Max

6. Beast Wars

7. Reboot

8. Courage the Cowardly Dog

9. Danny Phantom

10. Kim Possible
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Old Jun 24th, 2009, 04:25 PM       
Man, and all of those are completely relevant to today's cinema-going crowd, especially all the cancelled shows. Oh wait, that's ALL OF THEM.
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Old Jun 24th, 2009, 04:30 PM       
Now Im not trying to say this Airbender show is great or anything, but whats your problem with it? They way you constantly fling shit over it would suggest the guy raped your mother and left you cripple or something. I have watched a few episodes of it with my son and I dont see it being all that bad. I would much rather watch it than... Hell just about anything on your lame list there.
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Old Jun 24th, 2009, 04:35 PM       
I know you're not talking to me, but I don't like it either.

When it came on, I was past some age in my life where these shows appealed to me and the only kid's shows I watch now are mainly because of nostalgia. Sawwy.
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Old Jun 24th, 2009, 04:39 PM       
Not liking it is one thing. Constantly bashing it like a homophobic closet case is something else. Just curious because whatever makes it oh-so-horrible didnt jump right out at me.
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Old Jun 24th, 2009, 09:49 PM       
Because Nickelodeon made it. They haven't made anything good in years.
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Old Jun 24th, 2009, 09:52 PM       
What is I-Carly on? Cause I pause on that show until I feel awkward.
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Old Jun 24th, 2009, 10:56 PM       
I just don't care about it.......

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Old Jun 25th, 2009, 01:24 AM       
lets bet on wich movie will be better this or james cammeron's avatar i bet a 100 credits to avatar from james
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Old Jun 25th, 2009, 01:25 AM       
Aye. It's got a power lifter in it.
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