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Old Mar 24th, 2012, 12:31 PM       
This Friday I'm getting a tattoo of my dog as the Kaiser, it's the beginning of a World War 1 themed chest piece.

BIRTHDAY TATTOO
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Old Mar 24th, 2012, 02:00 PM       
more like IRONIC HIPSTER TATTOO.
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Old Mar 24th, 2012, 02:28 PM       
more like climb dick mountain and drown in a cumpool
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Old Mar 24th, 2012, 05:20 PM       
That is a good tattoo, Otto. I want a Kaiser dog.
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Old Mar 24th, 2012, 06:03 PM       
My dog's name is Kaiser Wilhelm. He's A-OK.
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Old Mar 24th, 2012, 08:57 PM       
The final piece will have my dead dog, Pook/Cyclops, on the other side of my chest as a British Tommy, with No Man's Land in the middle (complete with a downed biplane).
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Old Mar 25th, 2012, 05:18 AM       
March 25th is Melt Emoticon Appreciation Day



We can also talk about all the other gay emoticons no one has used since 2003
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Old Mar 25th, 2012, 06:36 AM       


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Old Mar 25th, 2012, 09:03 AM       
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Old Mar 25th, 2012, 04:07 PM       
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Old Mar 25th, 2012, 07:43 PM       
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darkvare do you even learn evolution in schools

its because in america we have all this stuff called knowledge and technology and science and religious people realize this and it makes them feel stupid so they try to justify themselves
of course you're not going to have that in a place thats very religious/mexico
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Old Mar 25th, 2012, 08:56 PM       
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I'm not going to get into all my bleeding heart bullshit, but sleeping around isn't my style. I'm pretty sure it's been mentioned
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Old Mar 26th, 2012, 02:09 AM       
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Old Mar 26th, 2012, 09:55 AM       
I had one everloving fuck of a bad weekend and a pounding headache now. To hell with this weekend and fuck the Excedrin recall
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Old Mar 26th, 2012, 10:51 AM       
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Old Mar 26th, 2012, 11:59 AM       
excedrin recall? uh oh i should look into th
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Old Mar 26th, 2012, 12:06 PM       
I heard from somebody that there might not be real excedrin on shelves for another YEAR.
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Old Mar 26th, 2012, 01:06 PM       
That's why I take vicodin.
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Old Mar 26th, 2012, 02:31 PM       
Or you could just take Advil and have a Coke.
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Old Mar 26th, 2012, 02:56 PM       
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Old Mar 26th, 2012, 03:24 PM       
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Old Mar 26th, 2012, 03:25 PM       
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Old Mar 26th, 2012, 04:50 PM       
Why is womti posting snuff anime now? Why can't he just die in real life and leave us alone.
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Old Mar 26th, 2012, 05:13 PM       
the one getting snuffed is catherine; a loli from vampirefreaks ;<
also guys I have a room and cable TV now anyone wanna come over and make out :o
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Old Mar 26th, 2012, 09:06 PM       
i added facebook to my hosts file so now on websites with facebook elements in sidebars or facebook comments i get "THIS PAGE CANNOT BE DISPLAYED" and it's making the internet a good deal better.

though the facebook frame on the front page of i-mockery still appears and i don't know why!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUC K U ROg
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