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Old Sep 25th, 2006, 03:16 AM        NEW GRAB BAG: "THE HALLOWEEN COOKIE HOUSE!"
It's a Halloween Cookie House! A house made of cookies with a Halloween theme. A Hallowee-themed house that happens to be made of cookie! A HALLOWEEN COOKIE HOUSE! If you need more enticement to check out the article, then your soul must be owned by one of those companies that sell tasteless blocks of soy.


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Old Sep 25th, 2006, 09:14 AM       
So, it's a cookie, but more than one, made into a house?
Or, like, A house, with cookies?
Or, you know, a cookie flavored house?
Or, a house made of cookies, even?
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Old Sep 25th, 2006, 10:27 AM       
Every year, my family has a big gingerbread house party for Christmas. I've been doing it my whole life, and I'll be damned if I can use those icing squeeze tubes. If you want to evenly cover a roof with icing, it's easier to ditch the tube and spread it with a butter knife.
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Old Sep 25th, 2006, 04:10 PM       
I hate decorating kits, whenever i get one (usually as some gift) I eat most of it before the Icing mix has hit the bowl.
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Old Sep 26th, 2006, 03:15 AM       
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Every year, my family has a big gingerbread house party for Christmas. I've been doing it my whole life, and I'll be damned if I can use those icing squeeze tubes. If you want to evenly cover a roof with icing, it's easier to ditch the tube and spread it with a butter knife.
Ok, now I don't feel like a complete failure with that thing. The chefs 'n stuff make it look so easy, but I swear to god I could not get the icing to flow properly no matter how hard I worked at it.

That's what she said, right guys?
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Old Sep 26th, 2006, 11:43 PM       
My friends and I bought one of those last weekend! We failed at decorating, too. But then we decided to pile a bunch of Peeps on the top and microwave it so It was painted with Black and Green frosting and had a melty-Peep-death roof.
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Old Sep 27th, 2006, 03:40 AM       
Please tell me you took photos of it! I might even add them to the end of the article so people can see what others have done with their Halloween Cookie Houses. :o
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Old Sep 27th, 2006, 10:25 PM       
I'll have to check my friend's Digital camera. She sorta has Camera ADD so I'm sure they're in there, even if there's 100,000 pictures of her dogs before them. :/
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