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Old Jun 19th, 2009, 04:35 PM       
I just fear in the new movie he is going to fuck Soundwave to shit.
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Old Jun 19th, 2009, 04:40 PM       
Want a spoiler? Or just want to wait till next week?
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Old Jun 19th, 2009, 04:57 PM       
No spoilers please. Not that it would matter because I have no idea any of the transformers names except prime, bumblebee(which sounds wrong now that i type it) and megatron
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Old Jun 19th, 2009, 05:01 PM       
Boogie already posted the spoilers.
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Old Jun 19th, 2009, 07:25 PM       
Let me guess, Prime dies/disappears/sacrifices himself/ is captured......

Christ Hollywood doesn't know how to do an original cliffhanger

Seriously, if I wanted to see mutant Bionicles humping each other with dumb humans in the background, I'd go to a kindergarten or something, with a picture of Megan Fox

Go make more Animated episodes or something, since that was better to watch

And Angelina Jolie as Blackarachnisa
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Old Jun 19th, 2009, 07:42 PM       
I want the spoilers. Where are they?
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Old Jun 19th, 2009, 07:44 PM       
I told you, I think Prime dies or something so they can make a third film
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Old Jun 19th, 2009, 07:55 PM       
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Seriously, why would you even waste any amount of your life to see Bad Boys 2?
Do you not see the irony of this statement in the context of this thread?
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Old Jun 19th, 2009, 08:34 PM       
LoL. Oh those spoilers. What about you Rob? What do you have for me. Put it in a spoiler tag or PM it to me.
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Old Jun 19th, 2009, 11:23 PM       
Sorry, I'll post them soon. I've been away from the computer and answering from my Blackberry which the spoiler tag doesn't seem to wanna work with.
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Old Jun 20th, 2009, 02:23 AM       
im excited for Michael Bay to help me decide what new and interesting products I am going to buy this summer. in 2007 i just had the urge to drink mountain dew and play xbox after seeing transformers.
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Old Jun 20th, 2009, 11:36 AM       
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Do you not see the irony of this statement in the context of this thread?
no I don't because I'd never compare transformers to the pile of shit that is a will smith and martin lawrence buddy cop movie. I've never seen the sequel but I imagine its unbearable.
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Old Jun 22nd, 2009, 06:03 AM       
transformers are done with michael bay.
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Old Jun 22nd, 2009, 12:53 PM       
The movie should have been called "LAWLZ TEH 21-ST CENTURY RULEZ LOLZORZ!"

But that was what Disturbia should have been called
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Old Jun 22nd, 2009, 09:29 PM       
I loved the first movie.

I completely understand why they put all of the fleshbags in it. Amazingly, most people simply don't wanna see a big CGI toy beating up on another big CGI toy. Its too nerdy I guess. Get some black dude in there and have him say "shit just got real yo!" or something similar and people will flock to it. Its scientifically proven and stuff.
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Old Jun 23rd, 2009, 11:28 AM       
R.I.P. Eddie Winslow's Jazz from Transformers 1.
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Old Jun 23rd, 2009, 11:39 AM       
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I loved the first movie.

I completely understand why they put all of the fleshbags in it. Amazingly, most people simply don't wanna see a big CGI toy beating up on another big CGI toy. Its too nerdy I guess. Get some black dude in there and have him say "shit just got real yo!" or something similar and people will flock to it. Its scientifically proven and stuff.
Yeah I liked it too. After 25 years of TF, I'm pretty used to seeing humans all over the fiction.
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Old Jun 23rd, 2009, 11:49 AM       
The movie apparently has 46 robots this time around
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Old Jun 23rd, 2009, 03:59 PM       
And probaly only 12 or 8 of them have a personality
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Old Jun 23rd, 2009, 05:00 PM       
Yes, because what that movie needs is more Micheal Bay characters.
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Old Jun 23rd, 2009, 11:07 PM       
so i just finished watching the movie, pretty fun the new decepticons have very little screen time and the last minutes were absoloutly awesome and action packed to the max
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Old Jun 24th, 2009, 09:54 PM       
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Old Jun 25th, 2009, 03:48 AM       
Is Soundwave in the new movie? I'm not gonna see it, but if he's in it, I wanna know how badly they fucked him up. :P
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Old Jun 25th, 2009, 10:16 AM       
Apparently yes, they supposedly got Frank Welker to voice him, but he's now some weird satellite/spaceship who shoots out Ravage who apparently is now a giant dildo that changes into one of those Kenner panther aliens......

Oh, and Devastator now looks and seems like if a Megazord violently raped one of those monsters....
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