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Old Nov 5th, 2009, 03:39 PM       
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Old Nov 5th, 2009, 07:36 PM       
Why have tamiflu when you can just use the spice star anise? ITS EXACTLY THE SAME. Scientists and the government have been lying to us and spending our tax dollars to buy herbs which we could've grown in our own backyard!

this i sjust what id expect from the government that brought us the moon landing.
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Old Nov 5th, 2009, 07:46 PM       
Explains why Asians don't get it.
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Old Nov 7th, 2009, 12:19 PM       


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Old Nov 7th, 2009, 02:29 PM       
I like the interspersed soundbytes.
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Old Nov 8th, 2009, 02:39 PM       
Tamiflu made me hurl.
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Old Nov 8th, 2009, 02:49 PM       
Man I was waiting for Diamond Dallas Page to make that guy "FEEL THE BANG"
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Old Nov 8th, 2009, 03:33 PM       
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Old Nov 8th, 2009, 07:16 PM       
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What if NO adult or adolescent put their finger in their T Zone??? Correct, they would NOT GIVE themselves the H1N1 or any other respiratory virus!!


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Old Nov 8th, 2009, 08:39 PM       
WHAT ABOUT PUTTING YOUR FINGERS IN THE V ZONE?

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Old Nov 9th, 2009, 05:06 PM       
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Old Nov 9th, 2009, 05:41 PM       
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Most of the cytoplasm has been squeezed out in order to make the sperm an efficient torpedo-like swimming machine.
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Old Nov 13th, 2009, 03:13 PM       
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Old Nov 17th, 2009, 09:54 PM       
I actually read the print version of this story before the online version. How 'bout it?

http://www.newsweek.com/id/222792

Having grown up with the notion that fusion would always be "20 years away" this is quite a statement by Dr. Moses. He may be wrong, but what if he's right?
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Old Nov 17th, 2009, 11:00 PM       
that would be fucking crazy incredible
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Old Nov 20th, 2009, 12:46 PM       
So it turns out that this rash I've had between the ring and middle fingers of my left hand for the past two years is really eczema. Go figure.

So now I've gotta read up on all the literature about the stuff and stock up on lotion. The bonus is that I don't have to use soap anymore, which I normally forget to do anyway.
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Old Nov 20th, 2009, 01:56 PM       
2 years? Hmm I would think it would had spread by then, maybe not. IDK much about it.
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Old Nov 20th, 2009, 08:35 PM       
Not if you don't irritate it. If you don't scratch it, it doesn't spread all that much. It started out as just a rough patch of skin on the webbing between my fingers.

When I got to school, I started using hot water and soap and scrubbing the shit out of my hands. That, in combination with the stress and the fact that my roommate turns the heat up, my skin's dryer than usual.
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Old Nov 20th, 2009, 11:30 PM       
We need science and health to be two separate threads so I can talk about physics and cosmology.
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Old Nov 23rd, 2009, 02:37 AM       
I'm being ignorant here, but do bloodshot eyes non-related to illnesses go away? I've got red lightning bolts arching to my pupils.
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Old Nov 23rd, 2009, 03:19 AM       
DEPENDS ON WHAT YOU THINK THE CAUSE IS. HAVE YOU BEEN SLEEPING VERY MUCH LATELY OR ANYTHING ELSE WHICH WOULD CAUSE IT.

LIKE PINK EYE OR ALLERGIES OR SOME SHIT?
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Old Nov 23rd, 2009, 03:38 AM       
It would be sleep and stress related.
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Old Nov 23rd, 2009, 07:36 AM       
If you've only been sleeping for a few hours or staying up really really long for a few nights then you probably just need to sleep a lot for a few days and drink water. and maybe get some sun
So yes it will go away
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Old Nov 23rd, 2009, 08:07 AM       
Gratzi. Stay cozy!
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