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Old Sep 24th, 2009, 05:19 PM       

in that sense its interesting that the americans are the ones scientificating about it :O at least, according to what I've read.
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Old Sep 26th, 2009, 11:07 PM       
http://www.sciencenews.org/view/gene...creatic_cancer

I'm O+, which makes this the first time I was ever less likely to get some sort of cancer, seems like. Not that it means much but I'll take it.
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Old Sep 30th, 2009, 11:02 AM       
Now here's a new market for webcasting.

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Old Sep 30th, 2009, 12:30 PM       
Im not sure what blood type I am. I think AB something. Whatever I am the damn Carter blood care people wont stop calling me. They will call my house then when I dont pick up they call my cell. When I dont answer that they call my house again. Back and forth for 30 min. every night. This goes on for about a month before I get tired of it and just go donate. Then about a month later it starts up again. Fucking vampires.
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Old Sep 30th, 2009, 01:29 PM       
Serves you right for having a rare blood type. And I thought you were only allowed to donate every 6 or 8 weeks due to the body's ability to replenish hemoglobin and/or plasma.

I'm lucky - I've got the relatively common A+ blood type - they don't need me as much.
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Old Sep 30th, 2009, 02:24 PM       
6 weeks or about a month or whatever it is. Feels like all the damn time.
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Old Sep 30th, 2009, 05:12 PM       
No one wants my shitty rotten cancer-blood.
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Old Sep 30th, 2009, 05:16 PM       
What kind of cancer do you have Kitsa?
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Old Sep 30th, 2009, 05:22 PM       
spinal cord cancer, thyroid cancer, and a radiation history. They want nothing to do with me.
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Old Sep 30th, 2009, 05:56 PM       
Radiation history?
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Old Sep 30th, 2009, 06:07 PM       
She was bitten by a radioactive rice beetle.
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Old Sep 30th, 2009, 06:10 PM       
she turned into a man as well:
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Old Sep 30th, 2009, 07:10 PM       
That would be awesome.

I had radiation therapy as a kid to stop the spinal cord cancer from growing. It fucked me up good. My only superpower was making radios and tvs go staticky when I was near them.
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Old Sep 30th, 2009, 11:10 PM       
Dude, my mom does that. If the tv channel goes out, both my dad and I yell "Hey mom, move two feet in any direction."
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Old Oct 1st, 2009, 11:07 AM       
Cool news from the periodic table!

http://www.scientificcomputing.com/n...ty-092909.aspx
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Old Oct 1st, 2009, 11:29 AM       
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Old Oct 2nd, 2009, 12:09 AM       
“People have been dreaming of superheavy elements since the 1960s,” says Gregorich.

Boy, I know I have.
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Old Oct 2nd, 2009, 12:41 AM       
what does this really matter? Couldn't they have invested this time and money into like i dont know cancer research or something? i remember when I was like 10 and I picked something up and it was super heavy. If they wanted to find something super heavy they could've just filled a gigantic sack full of fucking rocks.

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Old Oct 2nd, 2009, 03:57 AM       
I've been lifting weights and biking on alternating days

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what does this really matter? Couldn't they have invested this time and money into like i dont know cancer research or something? i remember when I was like 10 and I picked something up and it was super heavy. If they wanted to find something super heavy they could've just filled a gigantic sack full of fucking rocks.

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Old Oct 5th, 2009, 11:39 AM       
So it's fifty degrees outside and I'm wearing a button-up shirt with shorts. I'm sweating buckets, my forehead and arms are covered in it. I feel freezing and can feel my blood coursing around. It's making me feel dizzy; I can't balance properly.

I think it has to do with stress and my blood pressure, but is there any medical condition that could explain it?
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Old Oct 5th, 2009, 11:44 AM       
Is a checkup feasible for you? There's lots of stuff that could cause all that, thyroid or blood pressure, etc, in various levels of badness.
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Old Oct 5th, 2009, 11:46 AM       
Checkups are... not covered. And I have no moneys at the moment.

Moreover, my healthcare provider is some miles away and I am without transport. I think I might need something to eat.
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