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Old Jun 30th, 2009, 10:33 PM        Small Soldiers




Instead of wasting your money this summer to see mutant cgi Bionicles humping each other, long-winded nonsensical storyline, retarded humans, retarded wigger robots, and Megan Fox being all skanky (Which you could see for free on the internet.), why not use your money to go find a copy of the criminally underated Small Soldiers?

It's Gremlins meets Childs Play meets Transformers, with actually likable characters and special effects

And it's from someone who knows how to direct movies...
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Old Jun 30th, 2009, 11:04 PM       
Did you seriously just compare Transformers to bionicles? You bastard.
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Old Jul 1st, 2009, 01:59 PM       
He is right though... It is a criminally underrated movie that is much better than just about anything you will see in the theaters today...
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Old Jul 1st, 2009, 02:01 PM       
If your the kind of guy who has a gay hard on for cartoon characters akin to Hank Hill.
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Old Jul 1st, 2009, 03:15 PM       
I liked it alot as a kid.
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Old Jul 1st, 2009, 04:49 PM       
I would recommend starship troopers
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Old Jul 2nd, 2009, 10:56 AM       
The fact it has boobs makes it infinitely better.
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Old Jul 2nd, 2009, 02:59 PM       
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The fact it has boobs makes it infinitely better.
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Old Jul 2nd, 2009, 03:43 PM       
In Starship Troopers.
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Old Jul 2nd, 2009, 05:10 PM       
oh, okay, that makes sense. I scrolled through this too quick and I thought you meant Small Soldiers
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Old Jul 2nd, 2009, 06:51 PM       
I must have seen that movie 20 times. The best was when the parents immediately assume he's "on crank" after being out late.
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Old Jul 2nd, 2009, 10:18 PM       
Small Soldiers does have Kristen Dunst in it......
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Old Jul 3rd, 2009, 05:04 PM       
i still have my toy i got from this movie the blue guy i don't remeber his name though is funny cause it has 4 joints but still is sculped to have like 10 or so
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Old Jul 5th, 2009, 02:49 PM       
Small Soldiers has Denis Leary. Transformers doesn't.

Small Soldiers wins.
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Old Jul 5th, 2009, 03:01 PM       
And Frank Langella Tommy Lee Jones as the leaders of the two teams.

Transformers has Anthony Anderson.

Small Soldiers wins again
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Old Jul 6th, 2009, 11:34 AM       
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And Frank Langella Tommy Lee Jones as the leaders of the two teams.

Small Soldiers wins again
Is this some sort of metaphor for your penis?
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Old Jul 6th, 2009, 10:23 PM       
and it was phil hartmans last movie before his wife killed him
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Old Jul 7th, 2009, 08:09 PM       
Fuck Small Soldiers
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Old Jul 7th, 2009, 08:22 PM       
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Old Jul 7th, 2009, 08:31 PM       
that sounds like an awfully unusual fetish
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Old Jul 8th, 2009, 12:35 PM       
not so much a fetish as much as a childhood wet dream.
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Old Jul 8th, 2009, 05:50 PM       
Remember the Burger King western burger that went along with Small Soldiers? Man, that thing was good.

Yeah that was a really fun movie, bunch of friends and me rented it during mid terms when it went to video.
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Old Jul 8th, 2009, 07:43 PM       
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Remember the Burger King western burger that went along with Small Soldiers? Man, that thing was good.

Yeah that was a really fun movie, bunch of friends and me rented it during mid terms when it went to video.
Yes. YES!! they still have the Rodeo Cheesburger at some BKs! And I saw the bastard in theatres! I enjoy it. It's like Starship Troopers in that it should be terrible but somehow isn't. I also got a good laugh at the PSX video game.
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Old Jul 8th, 2009, 08:24 PM       
I finally got to eat a Rodeo Burger a few months ago after wanting one for 10 years and it wasn't fucking worth it
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Old Jul 8th, 2009, 09:16 PM       
I loved the rodeo burger, wish they still had them at my BKs. Never played the game, I'm sure it had that certain licensed quality to it :P
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