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Old Feb 15th, 2003, 02:18 PM        What our war tactic should be
I think that the easiest way to win the war over Iraq, is to gather an army of monkeys. Yes monkeys. If we equiped them with gas masks, and somehow created a powerful napalm like substance that the monkeys could throw, we'd definitely win the war over terrorism.
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Old Feb 15th, 2003, 02:35 PM       
Jixby Philips already made this thread.
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Old Feb 15th, 2003, 02:37 PM       
It'd be the monkeys big chance to turn on us and take over the world. o_o
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Old Feb 15th, 2003, 02:37 PM       
I like you, Lynchie. You've got spunk. And by 'spunk', I mean cum. On your face, in your mouth and inside your stomach, too.

It's too bad the napalm-throwing monkeys didn't pay a visit to your mongloid of a mom's house before she shit you out.
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Old Feb 15th, 2003, 02:43 PM       
1. I didn't know Jixby already did this thread.

2. I don't even care about what you think about my mom, because, quite frankly, she's a fucking asshole and I don't care if she dies.

3. As for the cum in my face, mouth, and stomach, I don't, sorry. You shouldn't have gotten your hopes up.
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Old Feb 15th, 2003, 02:45 PM       
How about sending SbB titties chicks to over there?
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Old Feb 15th, 2003, 02:46 PM       
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Old Feb 15th, 2003, 02:48 PM       
Well, Lynchie from Quincy, who is so brain dead she has to number her thoughts in order to remember them, you can suck a big fat cock for all I care. Maybe you'll think of another halarious and insightful joke to post while you're down there.

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Old Feb 15th, 2003, 03:31 PM       
A better tactic would be to strap thousands of midgets to nukes and arm them all with heavy machineguns and drop them out of planes.
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Old Feb 15th, 2003, 03:57 PM       
That midgit idea is great, I'd pay to see that. And Shut Up, sorry but for one I'm not a girl, and two, it's amazing that some little half-retarded eunich that greases cocks for his job as a fluffer is trying to insult my intelligence, dick head.
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Old Feb 15th, 2003, 04:11 PM       
Traditionally, don't fluffers suck cocks rather than grease them?
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Old Feb 15th, 2003, 04:19 PM       
Let me think long and hard on this one...
...FLUFFER MONKEYS !
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Old Feb 15th, 2003, 04:57 PM       
can't fluffers do both, and I think all of the porn stars would want a fluffer monkey
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Old Feb 15th, 2003, 04:59 PM       
This topic pisses me off
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Old Feb 15th, 2003, 05:04 PM       
"And Shut Up, sorry but for one I'm not a girl

Wha? You're sorry for not being a girl? What's there to be sorry about? Even if you weren't a girl, I'm sure your mother still loves you, despite what she says. Despite when she locked you in the closet with a dress on and your dick and balls tucked between your legs while chanting, 'Mommy wanted a girl. Mommy wanted a girl.'

It's okay, many of us are gender-confused. Well, actually, no that's not true. You're the only person I can think of off-hand who is. Weird fuck.
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Old Feb 15th, 2003, 05:17 PM       
Actually, Mommy didn't want anything. And as for these stories that you're trying to tell me about my childhood, you seem to be getting a little in depth about them considering you don't even know me, are you sure they didn't happen to you?[/quote]
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Old Feb 15th, 2003, 05:22 PM       
Shut Up, you're a gay fluffer monkey.
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Old Feb 15th, 2003, 08:14 PM       
whats with the fmj wavs gnry..
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Old Feb 16th, 2003, 12:13 AM       
These noobs get better every time I come here
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Old Feb 16th, 2003, 12:18 AM       
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These noobs get better every time I come here
You really shouldn't be talking .
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Old Feb 16th, 2003, 12:25 AM       
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Originallly posted by Jamesman This is something I actually have not seen. Rongi, I'm starting to hate you, because you're being a stupid.

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Old Feb 16th, 2003, 12:26 AM       
I didn't even say I'm sorry . Retard .
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Old Feb 16th, 2003, 12:28 AM       
I just pissed myself
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Old Feb 16th, 2003, 12:43 AM       
Not apologizing to Jamesman is just plain rude
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Old Feb 16th, 2003, 06:40 AM       
LOL monkeys

what if they threw CHEESE that would be gr8

lolol #@$ FART
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