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Old Jul 20th, 2009, 03:19 PM       
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Old Jul 20th, 2009, 05:10 PM       
I hope he already put the fruity pebbles in.
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Old Jul 21st, 2009, 02:34 AM       

I just got access to a really old harddrive with tons of awesome pictures from the forums early years.
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Old Jul 21st, 2009, 04:00 AM       
Oh my.
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Old Jul 21st, 2009, 11:38 AM       
Is that real?
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Old Jul 21st, 2009, 11:40 AM       
I mean, 'it' as in picture. I am not calling that poor boy an 'it'. Nevermind.
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Old Jul 21st, 2009, 12:35 PM       
Dismantled and re-assembled my first laptop today. Yay!

Lets see if it still works.
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Old Jul 21st, 2009, 01:12 PM       
Girls don't do that!
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Old Jul 21st, 2009, 01:16 PM       
I love taking stuff to bits! I got a screwdriver set for christmas.
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Old Jul 21st, 2009, 01:24 PM       
Hope it wasn't your only one....
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Old Jul 21st, 2009, 01:27 PM       
Nah, its my 4 year old one. I figured taking it to bits an dusting it couldn't make it work any worse.
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Old Jul 21st, 2009, 01:38 PM       
Sometimes the dust is what's making it work in the first place.

Here's to your success!
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Old Jul 21st, 2009, 03:36 PM       
Nothing good ever comes from taking apart a laptop.
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Old Jul 21st, 2009, 03:38 PM       
I took an old one apart to see what's going on inside. The deeper you go, the more you realize you need a parts list and a schematic. They pack that shit in tight.
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Old Jul 21st, 2009, 04:36 PM       
what can i do to make a boy not want to date me while i am on my date?


edit: as a note - i've already decided that i am going to pretend to have a terrible cold that will keep him from kissing me

double edit: i might actually go to great lengths to contract such a thing to ensure that he does not
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Old Jul 21st, 2009, 04:38 PM       
I think that you should just admit that you're a lesbian and start dating other girls who apparently don't like boys.
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Old Jul 21st, 2009, 04:42 PM       
nuh uh, lesbians are scarier than college boys
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Old Jul 21st, 2009, 04:45 PM       
You're dating a college aged lad? Run away.
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Old Jul 21st, 2009, 04:45 PM       
I say you give him a horrible blowjob. You wont have to worry about him after that.
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Old Jul 21st, 2009, 04:49 PM       
does anyone have a spare case of swine flu by chance?
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Old Jul 21st, 2009, 04:52 PM       
My brother works with someone who is currently under quarantine in their home with it.
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Old Jul 21st, 2009, 04:58 PM       
actually, my mom would probably still make me go..i think i need something more serious than swine flu

has anyone ever tried malaria?
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Old Jul 21st, 2009, 04:59 PM       
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i've already decided that i am going to pretend to have a terrible cold that will keep him from kissing me
This is small time. Might I suggest you pretend to have crabs or some sort of STD. Keep sticking your hand down your pants and scratching with an uncomfortable look on your face. If he ever asks whats up just say "oh nothing" with shifty eyes.
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Old Jul 21st, 2009, 05:03 PM       
Talk on your phone on the date. If a girl did that to me while we were on a date I would chuck her phone where even Verizon doesn't have coverage.
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