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Old Jul 21st, 2009, 06:13 PM       
You could say you have herpes, which works until the horrible part where he says "no problem, me too"
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Old Jul 21st, 2009, 06:13 PM       
JUST BE YOURSELF AND YOU SHOULD HAVE NO PROBLEM MAKING HIM NOT WANT TO DATE YOU
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Old Jul 21st, 2009, 06:13 PM       
If he's taking you to dinner, I'd say complain vociferously about whatever you've ordered, making a big show of insulting the waitperson, chef, or maitre'd. If it's a movie, talk nonstop during it, asking questions and giving away plot points. Especially helpful here is seeing the movie first before he takes you to it.

Works every time.

Tadao's suggestion is pretty good, too.
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Old Jul 21st, 2009, 06:19 PM       
Complain all evening about your last boyfriend
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Old Jul 21st, 2009, 06:23 PM       
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Old Jul 21st, 2009, 06:24 PM       
Shut up, you already know dude.
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Old Jul 21st, 2009, 06:25 PM       
YEAH DUDE, YOU ALREADY FUCKING KNOW OKAY
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Old Jul 21st, 2009, 06:26 PM       
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Old Jul 21st, 2009, 06:27 PM       
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Old Jul 21st, 2009, 06:28 PM       
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Old Jul 21st, 2009, 06:28 PM       
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Old Jul 21st, 2009, 06:28 PM       
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Old Jul 21st, 2009, 06:29 PM       
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Old Jul 21st, 2009, 06:31 PM       
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Old Jul 21st, 2009, 06:43 PM       
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Old Jul 21st, 2009, 06:52 PM       
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Old Jul 21st, 2009, 06:55 PM       
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Old Jul 21st, 2009, 06:57 PM       
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Old Jul 21st, 2009, 07:50 PM       
thank you all for your input, I have taken each suggestion into careful consideration and come to the conclusion that unfortunately, none of them will work -

the std's won't work because he's my godbrother he knows me well enough to know that i wouldn't have one

being myself wouldn't work for the same reason because he knows me and still wants to go out (so buzz off applebrain )

the dinner won't work because we're going to the movies, and the movie is harry potter, so there's really no spoiling that can be done there

the phone thing won't work because we'll be in a theatre and i'm not allowed to have it on

and complaining about past relationships won't work because they are non-existant, which he knows
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Old Jul 21st, 2009, 07:53 PM       
I saw a commercial about a vacuum penis pump this morning.

Just putting that out there.

It was an infomercial actually.
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Old Jul 21st, 2009, 07:58 PM       
Say you're on the rag and whine about cramps
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Old Jul 21st, 2009, 07:59 PM       
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he's my godbrother
You need to make some friends.
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Old Jul 21st, 2009, 08:03 PM       
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Say you're on the rag and whine about cramps
would that actually work? are guys so easily repulsed?

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You need to make some friends.
i tried but sam blocked me
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Old Jul 21st, 2009, 08:44 PM       
Blood spurting out of a hole they want to fuck turns off alot of guys. Unless he's like a total freak.
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