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Old Jan 3rd, 2012, 01:16 AM       
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Babs, I need a contract that says you aren't going to tattle tale on me before I ever talk to you again.
All business. Let's take care of it.
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Old Jan 3rd, 2012, 03:33 AM       
I knew a HJ joke was somewhere in those last ten post.
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Old Jan 3rd, 2012, 10:06 PM       
I've got a phone interview tomorrow

I am not comfortable over the phone at all. AND I'm getting over a cold so I'll sound extra undesirable to their company
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Old Jan 3rd, 2012, 11:06 PM       
At least you're not overconfident.
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Old Jan 3rd, 2012, 11:28 PM       
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I've got a phone interview tomorrow

I am not comfortable over the phone at all. AND I'm getting over a cold so I'll sound extra undesirable to their company
I'll give you tips, I've worked over the phone for six years now.I'M A REALLY GOOD LISTENER.
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Old Jan 4th, 2012, 01:48 AM       
Try tugging on you dick while talking to the interviewer.
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Old Jan 4th, 2012, 04:36 AM       
Try sucking on the phone AND tugging on your dick while talking to the interviewer.
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Old Jan 4th, 2012, 05:14 AM       
try to sound really hot even though in real life you're fat
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Old Jan 4th, 2012, 05:16 AM       
Just imagine your phone is naked.
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Old Jan 4th, 2012, 06:23 PM       
UPDATE: MY PHONE INTERVIEWER WAS A LADY
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Old Jan 4th, 2012, 07:03 PM       
Well..... WHAT DID THE BITCH ASK
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Old Jan 4th, 2012, 09:23 PM       
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UPDATE: MY PHONE INTERVIEWER WAS A LADY
Did you ask what she was wearing?
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Old Jan 4th, 2012, 09:33 PM       
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UPDATE: MY PHONE INTERVIEWER WAS A LADY
Did you ask what she was wearing?
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Old Jan 5th, 2012, 01:10 AM       
Once again I forget to go to the end of the thread before replying. FUCK THIS.
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Old Jan 5th, 2012, 01:58 AM       
That's ok, I'll draw attention away by replying to something from six years ago
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Old Jan 5th, 2012, 02:02 AM       
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I said "ftw" once as a backwards what the fuck and Chojin quoted it and said "I should ban you right there for that". This was a few months ago, before I even knew there was an actual "ftw" acronym.
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Old Jan 5th, 2012, 02:04 AM       
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Did you ask what she was wearing?
No But I can tell you what I was wearing. BOXER SHORTS AND A WHITE UNDERSHIRT :class
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Old Jan 5th, 2012, 11:33 AM       
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No But I can tell you what I was wearing. BOXER SHORTS AND A WHITE UNDERSHIRT :class
I was in the same situation when I was applying for the census job.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU PUNY LITTLE BASTARD. I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO MAKE A MAN OUT OF YA, OBVIOUSLY, BUT COME BY ANY TIME AND I'LL WHIP YOUR SUPPLE LITTLE GIRL BODY INTO A SHAPE

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Old Jan 5th, 2012, 01:55 PM       
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No But I can tell you what I was wearing. BOXER SHORTS AND A WHITE UNDERSHIRT :class
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Old Jan 5th, 2012, 03:54 PM       
Back in the 80's there was a very mean white pride gang in "The Valley" called FTW. It meant FUCK THE WORLD. They were posers though.
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Old Jan 5th, 2012, 05:00 PM       
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Old Jan 5th, 2012, 05:19 PM       
I used to think I hated salad, but then I made a salad out of vegetables that didn't suck fucking dick, i.e. tomatoes and onions and banana peppers and green peppers drizzled with vinegar and salt, and no fucking lettuce because all lettuce is limp, rubbery, horrible bullshit that tastes like dandelion leaves, even fresh lettuce, so don't give me that "oh you just aren't eating good lettuce" fuckspeak because you're WRONG

Why didn't anyone think of this before? Once again I've proved that everyone in the world is a fucking idiot except for me.
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Old Jan 5th, 2012, 05:53 PM       
Tomatoes, onions, and peppers?! WHAT A CRAZY COMBINATION. THE WORLD JUST ISN'T READY.
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Old Jan 5th, 2012, 05:58 PM       
I AM INTERESTED IN MORE SIMILAR EXAMPLES OF THINGS YOU THOUGHT OF THAT NO ONE HAS EVER THOUGHT BEFORE
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Old Jan 5th, 2012, 06:01 PM       
GW,

Try using spinach instead. It tastes a lot better than lettuce and it lets you do popeye stuff.
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