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Old Feb 19th, 2012, 04:29 AM       
yEAH, MEXICANS SURE ARE HORRIBLE PEOPLE. iTS A GOOD THING YOU GUYS HATE THEM SO MUCH OR YOU WOULD GET SICK TO OFTEN.
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Old Feb 19th, 2012, 08:22 PM       
This restaurant is fantastic and the mexicans here are the richest people in town, so I don't think they give two shits if some drunk community college girl replaces their birthday lyrics with burrito burrito burrito tbh
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Old Feb 20th, 2012, 04:03 AM       
the richest people in your town are mexican?
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Old Feb 20th, 2012, 09:32 AM       
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Old Feb 20th, 2012, 05:56 PM       
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Old Feb 20th, 2012, 05:59 PM       
do you guys still have feudalism in ohio
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Old Feb 20th, 2012, 06:55 PM       
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Old Feb 20th, 2012, 09:47 PM       
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Old Feb 20th, 2012, 11:55 PM       
so I got a blowjob this morning and the girl's kind of new at giving them so after i spooged she didn't let go of it in her mouth and my weiner scraped up against her teeth and now there's a bunch of purple spots on the tip of it
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Old Feb 21st, 2012, 02:31 AM       
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Old Feb 21st, 2012, 08:40 AM       
i have a sore spot as well br0 dont worry u not alone
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Old Feb 21st, 2012, 10:56 AM       
I'm moving out of my flat tomorrow, but I've left cleaning it up until the very last minute. The place is a dump and it's nearly 2am.

Should I clean it up now and probably not sleep, don't worry about it, or go to bed now and wake up early to do it?

You're all in a different hemisphere and wont reply to this until it's too late, if at all.
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Old Feb 21st, 2012, 01:37 PM       
depending on how much you have to do, not sleeping may be your only option
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Old Feb 21st, 2012, 02:11 PM       
kiss that security deposit goodbye
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Old Feb 21st, 2012, 03:00 PM       
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Old Feb 21st, 2012, 03:07 PM       
I wouldn't sleep, but I would rather clean than sleep anyway.
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Old Feb 21st, 2012, 03:12 PM       
Just vacuum it and that should work.
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Old Feb 21st, 2012, 05:38 PM       
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Just vacuum it and that should work.
I went with these options. Hoovering the dishes actually works quite well, too.
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Old Feb 21st, 2012, 11:27 PM       
Sometimes, it's worth the money.
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Old Feb 22nd, 2012, 01:06 AM       


I'm not sure if I should be scared by this image or incredibly turned on.
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Old Feb 22nd, 2012, 01:25 AM       
That looks like one of the ads for those places that "helps" people finance homes. Seriously, thats like one of the animations they use.
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Old Feb 23rd, 2012, 03:32 AM       
I found this for some reason came up under googles auto complete thing. Guys we have a problem there are a small amount of people who actually HATE us. I don't know what you guys did to these people but it must have been horrible. They are formidable opponents too. One of them boasts that she make $2000 a week working from her home, while another has turned $47 in $5000 by doing something.

They got together and made a facebook page. If this board is anyything like an arab nations government we should fear facebook pages against us.

http://www.facebook.com/pages/i-hate...wall&filter=12

Also a person named "brian Lynch" hates us.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=564725185

I say we take the path of Mohamed Assad destroy this rebel held city.
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Old Feb 23rd, 2012, 08:53 AM       
my sister sent me a text about how she got her first dui (she wears this as some sort of point of pride considering she's been drunk-driving for over a decade) and she burned her face on the steering wheel when she ran head-on into a telephone pole and totaled her car.

am i supposed to feel sorry for her?
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Old Feb 23rd, 2012, 02:21 PM       
she obviously thinks its cool so why should you feel bad for her

unless its because shes stupid
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Old Feb 23rd, 2012, 04:18 PM       
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I went with these options. Hoovering the dishes actually works quite well, too.
I read that as hovering dishes at first which made me think you were
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