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Old Mar 27th, 2003, 09:34 PM       
Cool. Bit thinner on the picture, however. And pork rinds are disgusting.

Sure, give me the money. But make it a two way ticket. I plan on coming back. And I need good weapons, expert training, ya know, the stuff our glorious military uses!

But hey, I guess things like this is what liberals to try and seem clever. But hey, I think we need a paypal account for this, so someone needs to make something up quick so I can go buy the ticket.
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Old Mar 27th, 2003, 11:43 PM       
Great! We have bipartisan support!

No dude, only a one-way ticket. You're going to have to fulfill your "mission objectives" before we can let you home. And you do know, we're going to be making sure you get on that plane
safely -- America needs your help!

Kuwait is a bit pricey -- would you mind flying to Turkey or Israel? You can join some of dem anti-American human shield folks to Baghdad. Tickets are like 1300 bucks, we're already 1/4 of the way there!
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Old Mar 27th, 2003, 11:53 PM       
Nah, I want a direct ticket. And I need to make sure I have enough money to buy supplies. And where is the paypal account to start this up?

You idiots want to be cute, lets see you put your money where your mouth is?
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Old Mar 28th, 2003, 01:32 AM       
Yeah right. Like we're really going to put our money in your hands. You'll just spend it on Crisco and duck meat, you fatty little bitch.

We'll buy the ticket, shove it down your throat, and kick you to Iraq, where you can play Rambo von Hitlercrat all you want.
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Old Mar 28th, 2003, 04:24 AM       
Here's a plan; we bribe some military official with the money to make him replace the explosive load in a MOAB with Vince, before it's flown to and dropped on Baghdad.

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Old Mar 28th, 2003, 07:26 AM       
Crisco and duck meat, huh? And I'm fat? No, what proof do you have of this?

Now, lets make an examination of you, shall we? First off, you are too shallow to care about a war, something that is real. This already shows that to the world that you are a worthless piece of shit. You have no attachment to reality. Your avatar pick.. "Hot Lunch"? Is that something that your 3 netgeek friends find funny? Because the vast majority of the world with at least one brain cell doesn't really think it is funny.

Oh yeah, I can guess the hot Friday night for Jamesman. He is going to sit his either hopelessly skinny or tubby fat ass down in front of his computer. He is going to surf second-rate humor sites that hardly anyone knows about. He is going to finish downloading his hentai tenacle porn and start beatin. Mom is going to bang on the door!

"Boy, take the garbage out"

And Jamesman will say in his pimply, whiny brace face voice. "I'M BUSY MOM! JESUS CHRIST, LEAVE ME ALONE!"

And there he goes on, wankin away. He is going to talk about how bad he is and how he doesnt need parents and he is a man who can survive on his own, even though he is a little highschooler or a 20+ year old who lives with his parents still.

"Get a job, you lazy worthless bitch!" The old man says.

"GAWD!!!!!", screams Jamesman. He runs into his room, with little tears rolling down his pimply cheeks. He sits down to the only person that cares, that understands... Miss La Blue Girl. So he continues to wank away at his 2 inch pecker.

"Hey, want to go out to a party?"

Our hip cool netgeek finishes a night of slamming someone over the net, so his ego is inflated. He is going out to get girls!

So Jamesman and his friends arrive at a party. For geek/loser standards, its pretty happenin'. But then, Jamesman fucks up!

"Hi, hows it going." A decent looking chick says.

"Hi!", Jamesman almost yelps in excitement, his penis hardening by the fact that A GIRL FINALLY NOTICED HIS EXISTANCE!

So the conversation continues, and then Jamesman, just like his entire existance, becomes a big fuck up. He begins to talk about comic books, video games, and obscure references to movies and sites no one cares about and it's obvious that this girl is not interested. But he keeps talking. Suddenly the girl just walks away and Jamesman releases his torrant of swearing and jokes about her socal status.

Jamesman feels good, he degraded someone! Too bad at the end of the day he is still going to be the only guy in town that hasnt even seen a chick with only a bra on in real life! But it doesnt matter, his little blue girl waits at home.

So that is the life of Jamesman. Now, you see, if you suddenly dissapear from the Earth today, no one would care. You are not that important in the grand sceme of things. Whereas I am. My reality doesn't end when the computer goes. Your's does. Shape up, little geek bitch. Reality is going to be hellish when it hits you. But continue to be yourself. Continue to try to be funny and/or cute. Wake up each morning with the realization that your life is worthless and not stimulating. I'll continue to wake up early, go work out, do important work, go to work and make a difference, and build up for a fun weekend starting late tonight.

When you are in your mom's basement or your dorky college dorm tonight, ask yourself: If I die, who's gonna give a shit? Frankly, it won't be me.
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Old Mar 28th, 2003, 10:01 AM       
Jamesman. You are so schooled.
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Old Mar 28th, 2003, 10:17 AM       
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Old Mar 28th, 2003, 10:24 AM       
I'm all for you giving me money for this ticket. I can set up a paypal account for it, if you would like.
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Old Mar 28th, 2003, 10:34 AM       
Fuck it, I'm donating another $50. Any second wasted here is a second Vince could be leaping out of exploding humvees and causing Iraqi hordes to mess themselves.
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Old Mar 28th, 2003, 10:38 AM       
Well, do I need to set up this account or what? Are you going to actually pledge money or is this "fake", just like your ideas and arguments?
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Old Mar 28th, 2003, 12:43 PM       
I'm highly disturbed by your attentive descriptions involving my penis. I'd prefer that from this point forward, you keep your fantasies to yourself. Thank you.

I'll pledge $50. You guys take checks, right?
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Old Mar 28th, 2003, 01:02 PM       
Oh, we'll fund it, but we need guarantees first. Guarantees that you'll go. Punkgrrrlie, can you draft up a contract making sure that VinceZeb has to go? If you break it, we'll sue you for punitive damages.

BTW, got a passport yet? You might want to start working on your will, too.
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Old Mar 28th, 2003, 02:10 PM       
But hey, I guess things like this is what liberals to try and seem clever

You heard it from Vince first. My, my, my... he certainly does have a way with words doesn't he?
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Old Mar 28th, 2003, 03:24 PM       
he is even accusing both rorschach and myself of being liberals

way to burn bridges there, buddy...
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Old Mar 28th, 2003, 03:36 PM        OMG
I am most impressed with the fact that he Jamesman to pledge.....now that takes some mad skillz

And in a completely sheeple moment.....I'll pledge $20.00
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Old Mar 28th, 2003, 04:22 PM       
I agree there has to be a contract. Once that's in order we can right a check and hand it over. But we need something in return as an act of good faith. I know! How about a letter inviting Vince to be an officer on a Nuclear Submarine?
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Old Mar 28th, 2003, 05:11 PM       
This board gets so much more interesting when I'm not around.

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Old Mar 28th, 2003, 05:35 PM       
$10! What are you, un-American?
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Old Mar 28th, 2003, 06:43 PM       
I will go, but on one condition. Max hand delivers the ticket. Then after I spit in his face and then break it, I will be on my plane trip to Iraq.

Either this way or this whole thread is proven stupid. No exceptions. No stupid contracts. None of that idotic "Let's make something up to sound cool" bullshit. Put up or shut up.
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Old Mar 28th, 2003, 07:40 PM       
Make that $60.
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Old Mar 28th, 2003, 08:59 PM       
We'll buy the ticket for you. Because otherwise you'll take the money and go LOL LOOK HOW I GOT THOSE LIBERALS BACK I'LL DONATE THIS TO RICH PEOPLE INSTEAD

My mother pledges $20 if you give us your personal information to send to a recruiting center. Hives wouldn't keep you out of the military. If you like, she has a friend that could probably pull some strings to get you in.

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Old Mar 29th, 2003, 01:57 AM       
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Either this way or this whole thread is proven stupid. No exceptions. No stupid contracts. None of that idotic "Let's make something up to sound cool" bullshit. Put up or shut up.
Yeah, right. You think we're going to put up our money without some kind of guarantee that you'll go? How do we know you won't break out in hives and chicken out when the time actually comes to do the deed? I think we need assurances here, and the contract will give us just that. We're MORE than willing to put our money up to the cause if you're willing to be serious about it. It is YOU who needs to "put up or shut up".
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Old Mar 29th, 2003, 07:17 PM       
He's already talking scared. Training and equpiment? Your problem, you stupid, whining, well-worn cunt. Words and words, you've spilled on this board, when I doubt you've done so much as given up a day of your time for anyone else. You want an army of homocidal maniacs? You want to see people in the military stripped of their humanity to insure your flabby ass can live without comprehening the horrors of war?

You tell us to put our money where our mouth is? We have. None of us here are strangers to one another. Go look in the General Forum. 80% of these fucks meet up every goddamned year. They'll pay, and so will I.

Will you fight? Or will you continue to take the easy way out? Be a man Zeb, and either admit you're utterly and totally full of shit, or pack your bags and die for what you believe in.
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Old Mar 29th, 2003, 07:42 PM       
Wah wah wah. So, what does me going out and fighting for this land have anything to do with you not doing the same.

Chojin, tell your mother she is about 2 years too late. Like I said, if I could join, I would. But they will NOT allow me. Nope. No way. No how. And it isnt hives, you fucking choad. It's a condition that has a symptom of hives. Learn the difference.

Wow, geeks off the net meet! Wow, I bet that is a fun time! I can imagine how that works......

The LAN games, the D&D, the anime watching, the dissing of people while on the net, the "crazy" pictures, man, I bet it is just great! Just like the Portal of Evil party!

Sign me up! Oh, I'm sorry, I have friends I associate with outside of a message board that does nothing for me but to pass some time. Man, I guess I will have to miss out on that big fun! I perfer to do things that are fun, sorry.
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