A Problem

[Jason]

Alright here goes my problem:

Ok there is this girl that I've wanted to go out with for 2 years...and from what I've heard this year she was thinking about asking me out (her best friend and I talk). So I'm like 'this is good, right?). But than later I hear something else...

1. Her ex is bugging her and constantly trying to get back together with her...and my fear is that eventually she wont be able to tell him no any longer.

2. She is, I guess, almost obssessed with this kid that hates her. But he flat out doesn't like her.

3. Than there is me, who apparently she wants to go out with..but won't say anything because of reasons 1 and 2.

4. So what I've been told from her best friend is that in order for her and I to hook up is for me to ask her out..so that isn't the hardest thing in the world....

5. Ok two weeks after I was told about her infatuation with me..i decide that I have to ask her out...and I was going to .... but I received an email from her best friend stating 'I'm not so sure she likes you as much as I originally sad...but I don't know'. Which leaves me in a rut...

Possible Outcomes:

1.I do nothing and let her get taken by somebody else.

2.I ask and get shutdown because she never really liked me to begin with.

3.I try and just start to take it slower...and risk losing her to another.

4.I ask and she accepts..

Why I like her:
She is a punk like myself
Same tastes in music and hobbies
She is very cute
She is very like me...

[Jason]

I decided i had to just ask

I got shut down. So yeah this thread can be closed.

[Gurlugon]

No wonder. Opposites attract, man.

[Jason]

Originally Posted by Gurlugon

No wonder. Opposites attract, man.

I got the 'we'd be better as friends' skit so yeah. it sucked but oh well.

[Cap'n Crunch]

YOU SHOULD PUSH HER DOWN THE STEPS AS SHE GOES DOWN TO HER 4TH PERIOD CLASS. SHE'LL WANT TO GO OUT WITH YOU THEN, I PROMISE. GIRLS LOVE MEN WHO PUSH OTHER GIRLS DOWN THE STEPS. AND ANOTHER THING, YOU SHOULD TAKE HER PUDDING AT LUNCH BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T NEED THAT MUCH MORE PUDDING, BECAUSE SHE IS ALREADY THICK ENOUGH, AM I RIGHT LADIES?

[Rongi]

CAPN CRUNCH

[AChimp]

[MisSFiT]

Originally Posted by Cap'n Crunch

...AM I RIGHT LADIES?

Yes, you are exactly right.
You must be popular with the ladies.

[Cap'n Crunch]

OKAY, NEXT TIME I SEE YOU I WILL PUSH YOU DOWN THE STAIRS EVEN THOUGH I DON'T THINK YOU'RE THAT CUTE.

[MisSFiT]

[Sam]

Everytime I see the emoticon used, I think back to Wang, and all the magic he used to bring to these boards. Every one of his posts were like a magic ray of sunshine. But alas... it wasn't meant to be, and he soon departed.

NEVAH 4GET WANG.

And now I present to you... the fine folks of I-Mockery Loveline forum, to honor our old friend... CINDERELLA!!!



I can't tell ya baby what went wrong
I can't make you feel what you felt so long ago
I'll let it show
I can't give you back what's been hurt
Heartaches come and go and all that's left are the words
I can't let go
If we take some time to think it over baby
Take some time, let me know
If you really want to go

Don't know what you got till it's gone
Don't know what it is i did so wrong
Now i know what i got
It's just this song
And it ain't easy to get back
Takes so long

I can't feel the things that cause you pain
I can't clear my heart of your love it falls like rain
Ain't the same
I hear you calling far away
Tearing through my soul i just can't take another day
Who's to blame
If we take some time to think it over baby

Take some time let me know
If you really wanna go

Don't know what you got till it's gone
Don't know what it is i did so wrong
Now i know what i got
It's just this song
And it ain't easy to get back
Takes so long

Do you wanna see me beggin' baby
Can't you give me just one more day
Can't you see my heart's been draggin' lately
I've been lookin' for the words to say

Don't know what you got till it's gone
Don't know what it is i did so wrong
Now i know what i got
It's just this song
And it ain't easy to get back
Takes so long

Don't know what you got till it's gone no
Don't know what it is i did so wrong
Now i know what i got
It's just this song
And it ain't easy to get back
Takes so long

[Command Prompt]

For FUCKS sake every second post on here is

"DUHHH THERES THIS GIRL I LIKE AND I DON'T KNOW IF SHE LIKES ME WHAT SHOULD I DO FELLAS I AM SHY"

Here's what you do. Walk up to her and offer her money if she goes out on a date with you. Make sure you are talking really nervously and stutter alot when you talk. When you ask her and make sure to stare at her body alot. Chicks totally hate it when you make eye contact. Complement her on her "sweet can." If you are still not and jail and on an actual date with her take her to Burger King and then to the second run theatre. No one likes some asshole whos all about spending. And don't bother with a car, just take her on the bus. That way you can show her off. If she's still not impressed do your "beavis" impression. Chicks love it. Make lots of comments about how "rape victims totally ask for it for the most part" and "fuck rights, abortion should be the law" Talk ALL the time and if she starts talking interupt her and tell her she's stupid and if that doesn't work stare at other women or hum loudly until she stops talking. Then tell her about your bitch last girlfriend, or how you totally want to kill your mom, you are so sick of living with her or tell her some dead baby jokes, chicks LOVE those. Oh yeah, make sure she pays for EVERYTHING on the date, you're a fucking PIMP and you don't love da ho's. Tell her that too she will laugh.

Now its time to tap that ass. Take her back to your place. Don't mind that you're in the same room you've been in since you were 12. Fuck the star wars posters on the wall. Or the gamepro magazines on the floor. Or the twin bed with NFL helmet sheets. Your a pimp, remember stud. Start the mood by putting on "Dido" mp3s on your computer. Or maybe some Eminem. Girls think hes hot and shit. Start giving her a massage. Make sure you are real clumbsy and inept and touch her butt alot. Then fumble up her shirt and try to undo her bra, just like when you were 14 at summer camp dude. Pimp since birth mother fucker. She loves it man, and she wants it bad. Give it to her, but make sure your mom doesn't hear, she is right down the hall.

Thats how you mack the girls dawg. Trust me I am a pro

[camacazio]

I have decided to take your advice and I have just finished fucking a hot super model.

[Command Prompt]

Allright dawg welcome to the PLD (pimp legion of doom) lol

You gots the magic stick

[Cap'n Crunch]

OR YOU CAN OFFER TO FIX HER CAR BUT SHE HAS TO MAKE YOU REALLY POPULAR IN SCHOOL, BUT SHE REALLY FALLS FOR YOU. YOU ALSO HAVE TO BE NICK CANNON.

[ProfessorCool]

Originally Posted by Gurlugon

No wonder. Opposites attract, man.

I just didn't get that video. Aside from Paula Abdul not being a cartoon like her dancing partner. She was quite the FOX as well.

[Command Prompt]

Clearly opposites don't attract, otherwise I would see extremely hot girls dating guys that look like George Castanza.