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Old Aug 25th, 2005, 01:52 PM        I'm SUPER tough
I'm so tough, I rub my D with sandpaper!
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Old Aug 25th, 2005, 01:54 PM       
I'M so tough I rub your D with sandpaper.
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Old Aug 25th, 2005, 02:11 PM       
I'm so tough that I have my D rubbed with sandpaper TWICE.
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Old Aug 25th, 2005, 03:49 PM       
I scratch my nuts with a cheese grater!
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Old Aug 25th, 2005, 04:34 PM       
I brush my teeth with death
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I don't get it. I mean, why did they fuck with the formula? Where are the car songs? There's only one song about surfing and it's a downer!
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Old Aug 25th, 2005, 04:38 PM       
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Old Aug 25th, 2005, 05:06 PM       
You BRUSH your teeth with Death, but I AM your teeth. Plus, I rub Chimps D with sandpaper.
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Old Aug 25th, 2005, 08:36 PM       
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Old Aug 25th, 2005, 09:12 PM       
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Old Aug 25th, 2005, 09:27 PM       
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Old Aug 26th, 2005, 12:12 AM       
Im so tough that i swallowed a penny and then crapped it out.
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Old Aug 26th, 2005, 12:35 AM       
i don't have a d anymore, thank god.
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Old Aug 26th, 2005, 06:38 AM       
I'm so tough that if I were a woman I'd use a brick as a tampon.
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Old Aug 26th, 2005, 09:38 AM       
I'm so tough I didn't evcen post in this thread. It was my D.
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Old Aug 26th, 2005, 09:47 AM       
I'm so tough, I wear spandex and teach aerobics.....um....with my D
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Old Aug 26th, 2005, 10:22 AM       
I'm so tough, my D TAKES aerobics from your D!!!
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Old Aug 26th, 2005, 10:58 AM       
'Hangin Tough' by New Kids was about ME. Kicking all of you in.
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I don't get it. I mean, why did they fuck with the formula? Where are the car songs? There's only one song about surfing and it's a downer!
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Old Aug 26th, 2005, 12:57 PM       
I'm so tough that when I lose my D I just grow another one (maybe two)
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Old Aug 26th, 2005, 02:58 PM       
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I'm so tough, my D TAKES aerobics from your D!!!
I"m so tough, that my D does heavy squats and lunges.....
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Old Aug 26th, 2005, 03:53 PM       
I'm so tough I beat God in an arm-wrestling match in which the palms of our hands were covered in thumb tacks.
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Old Aug 26th, 2005, 03:57 PM       
My D drinks beer, watches football, farts relentlessly AND is a volunteer fireman.

P.S. My D eats peanuts and shoves the shells up my ass.
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Old Aug 26th, 2005, 04:36 PM       
Did I mention that I used my D to arm-wrestle God?

Because I did.
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Old Aug 26th, 2005, 04:43 PM       
I pissed the thumb tacks for that epic brawl ... with my D!
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Old Aug 26th, 2005, 04:43 PM       
My D could beat up your guys is D's easy, one at a time or all at once it dont matter.
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Old Aug 26th, 2005, 05:20 PM       
My D is trained in countless forms of swordfighting.
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