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vacant · #1

All members,
It has come to my attention that some of you are unaware of the recent policy change. The "Chaos" that was condoned during the final days of the last board (hereby known as Shit) has been discontinued with the induction of the new board. So please stop attempting to permanantly scar the new board with your random stupidity, thanks in advance. Also, you are all fired. Now get out of my space.
-The management

Ihach · #2

who are you anyways?

Spooky · #3

who isn't he?

Mockery · #4

Who are you?

vacant · #5

o.O <----- this was supposed to go right after the who isn't he thing.

And I was a lurker for a long time who unsucessfully attempted to post under the name Third eye about 5 months ago. So, hi all.

*edited for time and content*

Psycho Squid · #6

Random stupidity? I don't understand.

KevinTheOmnivore · #7

The newbies are bossing us around. It's like the Twilight Zone.

Spooky · #8

Quote:

The newbies are bossing us around. It's like the Twilight Zone.

That lame new FOX version?

KevinTheOmnivore · #9

yes.

MISTER FART · #10

THIS SOUNDS WICKED

Anonymous · #11

Note to Vacant:

It has come to my attention that you sit down on bottles of ant killer. To kill the ants in your anus.
Try the eyes next time.

Your friend and mine,
Dad.

Krythor · #12

how would you like me to permanantly scar your face?

Anonymous · #13

:RAAR :DROOLALLOVERPLACE :HATE

Gonna turn your face into birdseed.

Krythor · #14

I hope you didn't misunderstand me, Chojin, I was speaking to vacant. Can you ever forgive me and have babies with me and get married and do other stuff that lovers do?

PS M OR F????? U R0x0rZ my S0x0rZ!

Anonymous · #15

My fist, rather, my cleat, has got a definate problem with your lip.

Krythor · #16

8-)

Anonymous · #17

VACANT, YOU PIECE OF ASS DANDER, HAVE YOU NOTHING TO SAY?

vacant · #18

I'm sorry, I was sleeping, so you can forgive my lack of response, and if you can't you can go fuck your dead great aunt. Anyway, I don't understand why you replied with such hostility to the message I posted, unless for some reason you are a retard-sympathizer, or a retard yourself. Look, its nothing to be ashamed of, lots of people are retarded. Like Krythor for example, but he has still managed to register his own account and post a message containing nothing of any humor. Well done, just remember, life isn't about winning, but shooting yourself before you are too much of a loser.

Jixby Phillips · #19

Anonymous · #20

Vacant, has anyone told you how zany and hilarious your picture is yet?

Yeah, I didn't think so. Next time, before you waltz in here like you own the fucking place, please set aside some time to shut up. Thanks.

Jixby Phillips · #21

vacant · #22

Has anyone told you flamingly homo your picture is Chojin?

Oh, they have? Well thats because it is. And based on your picture posts, i'd say you just as fashionable as Eddie Izzard but with only a quarter of his wit.

*edited because Evil Robot is fucking retard*
Yes, I KNOW people have said that, and I know Chojin doesn't care! If you could read, you would know that "Oh, They have? Well thats because it is." means that it has been said before. Please, try to apply some THOUGHT to your responses along with your random hostility.

Jixby Phillips · #23

Evil Robot · #24

I could honestly say that vacant makes sense and his picture is not a ripoff of somebody else's on this bored, but then I'd be a total fucking liar.

after that I'd induce vomiting calista flockhart style.

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Has anyone told you flamingly homo your picture is Chojin?

yes they have dumbass. many times, and nobody wants to hear it again.