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Old Jan 15th, 2013, 04:33 PM       
Fortunately the humans who live there are complete idiots and deserve to have everything they worked for stolen from them over one easily avoidable issue.
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Old Jan 15th, 2013, 06:20 PM       
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Old Jan 15th, 2013, 10:21 PM       
i live in the middle ofa suburb and occasionally in the middle of the night you see coyotes running by with small cats and dogs in their mouths
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Old Jan 17th, 2013, 10:05 AM       
ya it really makes ya wonder what this world is coming to
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Old Jan 17th, 2013, 06:33 PM       
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Old Jan 17th, 2013, 06:34 PM       
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I think I need to go pray.
To who, Babs?

TO WHO?
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Old Jan 17th, 2013, 06:34 PM       
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Well, I welcomed in the new year and the start of my 24th year by frantically letting the cat in when the fireworks started going off, whilst wearing my pyjamas.

I am also completely sober.
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Old Jan 17th, 2013, 06:35 PM       
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Man I've been drinking since the Samoans had the New Year.

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I had to look that up.
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Old Jan 17th, 2013, 06:36 PM       
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There's nothing to drink in this house besides gnarly wine

and people

worst new years everrr
Did you drink the gnarly wine and people?
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Old Jan 17th, 2013, 06:36 PM       
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Happy birthday Shrub

I drank the last of the whiskey in an attempt to kill whatever evil upper respiratory infection has been incubating and plotting to ruin my week. It was pretty good but now I have nothing.
Does Whiskey Medicine ever work?
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Old Jan 17th, 2013, 06:37 PM       
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Happy new years fuckers.
Happy fuck you, Dimmy.
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Old Jan 17th, 2013, 06:37 PM       
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HAPPY NEW YEAR SHRUB, I MISS YOU.
Clearly not so much as to ever talk to her.
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Old Jan 17th, 2013, 06:38 PM       
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baby's first speeding ticket

over a decade of driving too fast and not getting caught. finally over. dang.
You criminal, you.

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Old Jan 17th, 2013, 06:39 PM       
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I have the flu. Like the actual, report-to-the-health-department, this-is-what-the-government-warned-you-about, doctor-shoves-swabs-up-your-nose-and-shakes-his-head-sadly, influenza A.
That is some serious sounding flu.
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Old Jan 17th, 2013, 06:39 PM       
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It sucks.
How much does it suck?
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Old Jan 17th, 2013, 06:40 PM       
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It sucks mightily.
That is sucky.
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Old Jan 17th, 2013, 06:41 PM       
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I think I can feel the individual nerve cells in my teeth writhing in agony.
No wonder you're on the Whiskey.
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Old Jan 17th, 2013, 06:41 PM       
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I'm allergic to the preservative in flu shots and couldn't get one, so I guess I lost this particular round of russian roulette. If you're not allergic to eggs or thimerosal, get your fucking flu shot. Chances of becoming a walking phlegm-bucket go down to about 10%.
Also having a non-compromised immune system helps.
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Old Jan 17th, 2013, 06:42 PM       
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i havent gotten a flu shot in 10+ years :/
You have an immune system that works. :D
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Old Jan 17th, 2013, 06:43 PM       
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They're not for everyone, but if it helps you, do it.
If everyone did have them could we all stop getting the flu?
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Old Jan 17th, 2013, 06:44 PM       
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We took sophia for pictures toward the end of the day. She wouldn't smile for the camera so instead of the camera guy making bird noises or other stupid sounds he just started yelling at her. He was also asian so it came out like

"hey.....HEY! Little girl. HEY! You look now!"

My gf was like "alright tadao thats not working."
Tadao is intimately known to all the girlfriends.
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Old Jan 17th, 2013, 06:45 PM       
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I bet if I pulled out my tiny wiener she would laugh.
Well, she'd need you to pull it out for her to speak.
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Old Jan 17th, 2013, 06:45 PM       
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Can you wrap it in one of those blankets too?
Do they they make them small enough?
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Old Jan 17th, 2013, 06:46 PM       
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