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Old May 20th, 2013, 02:09 PM       
The "hey you know where i can get some pot?" uncle
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Old May 20th, 2013, 02:10 PM       
Not be confused with the "Hey I got some pot." uncle.
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Old May 20th, 2013, 04:44 PM       
Or the "Hey you need to sit on the pot!" uncle?
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Old May 20th, 2013, 07:13 PM       
Cant say I have one of those.
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Old May 20th, 2013, 10:08 PM       
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The "hey you know where i can get some pot?" uncle
gah, my nephew is three years old right now. when he becomes a teenager i'm gonna become that uncle. fuck
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Old May 20th, 2013, 11:35 PM       
Uncle LSD
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Old May 21st, 2013, 12:35 AM       
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gah, my nephew is three years old right now. when he becomes a teenager i'm gonna become that uncle. fuck
last time i visited home i was that uncle. it's not so bad!
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Old May 28th, 2013, 06:09 PM       
i did acid yesterday :D
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Old May 28th, 2013, 08:03 PM       
Did we enter your realm?
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Old May 29th, 2013, 12:49 AM       
no but some united states forestry officials did :/

apparently you have to have an adventure pass to go hiking in national forests
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Old May 29th, 2013, 10:19 AM       
Oh man, I'd freak if Ranger Rick told me I needed a pass while Im trippin balls.
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Old May 29th, 2013, 11:03 PM       
Was the ranger calm or fucking nuts like that guy from bushwacked.
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Old May 30th, 2013, 01:48 AM       
lol
we made it away safely

also he was really calm
i think he thought we were trying to smuggle illegal aliens at first
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Old May 30th, 2013, 06:56 PM       
If you are going to go to a National Park and do drugs, I highly suggest you do it in Oklahoma. Not only was the ranger cool with it but he also smoked "some plant" with me as he showed us the part of the park he grows it on.
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Old May 30th, 2013, 11:11 PM       
Yeah, Oklahoma sounds like a great place to do drugs right now.
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Old Jun 3rd, 2013, 06:02 PM       
I just took a long winding path down memory lane.

Now THAT was funny.
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Old Jun 3rd, 2013, 06:11 PM       
The past is what it is. Flagg is the new Pubbles. :sadclownface
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Old Jun 3rd, 2013, 08:38 PM       
I'm nowhere near as sexy.
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Old Jun 3rd, 2013, 08:43 PM       
Oh my god that was already over two years ago
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Old Jun 3rd, 2013, 09:24 PM       
remeber when chojin told everyone that i was the zuggernaut

man that guy is a serious cocksucker
never seen someone suck a dick so seriously before
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Old Jun 3rd, 2013, 09:54 PM       
Over 51 pages of mocking in under 3 weeks.

My how times have changed.
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Old Jun 5th, 2013, 01:12 AM       
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Oh my god that was already over two years ago
A tear for pram maven.
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Old Jun 5th, 2013, 07:10 AM       
i have the weirdest boner right now
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Old Jun 5th, 2013, 10:25 PM       
Please. do go on
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Old Jun 6th, 2013, 08:48 PM       
hi,
I'm Java. I'm going to harass you every fucking day to update me. When you finally decide you're tired of me harassing you and decide to update, I'm going to break.

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