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Old May 31st, 2013, 12:52 PM       
Into Darkness, definitely did not disappoint.

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Old Jun 1st, 2013, 03:55 PM       
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Into Darkness, definitely did not disappoint.

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I had trouble not bursting out with laughter during the bridge fight scene when music started playing. All I could think of as the cable guy. Bulla luh la laaaa la laaaaa.
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Old Jun 8th, 2013, 08:06 PM       
Liberace: Behind the Candelabra

Nope, won't get that image of Matt Damon boning Michael Douglas out of my head anytime soon.
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Old Jun 12th, 2013, 05:12 AM       
Blood Beach, 1981. Think of a really low budget Tremors, nine years before Tremors, and set on a beach on Los Angeles. Really slow and boring, I just skip to the bits where the monster pulls people under the sand. And, oh yeah, the monster looks like a sandworm from Dune if it were gene-spliced with an artichoke.
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Old Jun 13th, 2013, 12:52 AM       
Pitch Black. I saw that a new Riddick movie was coming out this fall, so I figured I'd re-watch the original for the first time in about 10 years. It's a much better movie than it was given credit for back in 2000. Plus, unlike the sequel and videogames, Riddick has a personality and there isn't a bunch of stupid sci-fi fantasy mumbo jumbo. He's just a badass murderer. Supporting characters are good too, except the Haji kids who wander off all the time. Also I think this is the first movie to use the phrase "skull-fuck."
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Old Jun 13th, 2013, 03:46 PM       
i was in an appalachian mountain mood last night so i double-featured two flicks filmed in/near western NC.

songcatcher - the scenery is magnificent & the music is good (could have used more banjo numbers!), but the acting is bad and the movie kind of feels like it's made-for-TV.

deliverance - i'd never seen this until now. i'm glad to find out the whole movie isn't about rapist hillbillies. turns out lots of it is just some dudes floatin' down a river. ok!
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Old Jun 14th, 2013, 01:37 AM       
brave-it's ok
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Old Jun 14th, 2013, 07:43 AM       
For some reason, the music in Brave really annoyed me. I can't explain it, other than it was like Pocahontas but Scottish.

I liked the animation, but saw it in 3D and got a massive headache.
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Old Jun 14th, 2013, 06:00 PM       
Man of Steel is the best Dragonball Z movie ever produced.

It's a bad Superman movie though :T
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Old Jun 15th, 2013, 03:50 PM       
I just came back from seeing Man of Steel. I even recorded an audio review and posted it. Overall I just thought it was decent.
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Old Jun 15th, 2013, 06:19 PM       
Decent enough to bother with a review.

Does any of you like anything anymore?
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Old Jun 16th, 2013, 03:24 AM       
the skin i live in-a really good, fucked up movie
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Old Jun 16th, 2013, 11:23 AM       
I heard from a lot of smart people that The Purge was horrible and from a lot of people I know to be stupid that it was great.
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Old Jun 16th, 2013, 02:45 PM       
The Pram Maven documentary
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Old Jun 23rd, 2013, 02:47 PM       
dredd-not bad, but i didn't think much of the villain, and i'm not a fan of slo-mo so the constant use of it was really annoying
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Old Jun 23rd, 2013, 11:49 PM       
On Sunday evening I went to see Monsters University. I'd say it's above average.

Today I streamed Doctor Horrible's Sing-Along Blog. In all honesty, it didn't do that much for me in spite of its strengths.
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Old Jun 30th, 2013, 04:02 PM       
phantom of the paradise-such a good movie
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Old Jun 30th, 2013, 04:34 PM       
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Old Jul 5th, 2013, 10:05 PM       
Twins. The last time I had seen it, I was six. I was surprised to find that it was as funny as I remembered--which is interesting, considering that many things I thought were funny as a child turned out to be one turd after another as an adult.
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Old Jul 6th, 2013, 02:31 AM       
The Twins sequel is coming out soon.
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Old Jul 8th, 2013, 02:39 PM       
World War Z, the jews did it.
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Old Jul 8th, 2013, 06:26 PM       
battle royale-very entertaining
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Old Jul 8th, 2013, 06:50 PM       
Last week on the Fourth, my friend and I went to see Despicable Me 2. Formulaic, but not bad at all and often funny (and the Minions steal the show).
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Old Jul 11th, 2013, 02:18 AM       
dark shadows-wasn't as terrible as i thought it'd be, but i doubt i'd watch it ever again
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Old Jul 13th, 2013, 11:12 PM       
Nightmare Before Christmas is a bit overrated, but it's a minor classic.

As for Pacific Rim, if you temper your expectations you should be in for quite a ride.
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