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Old Nov 23rd, 2005, 07:49 PM        Being Single At My Age
Really at 34 I should be happily married with two kids, husband going bald with expanding waistline and a rust-bucket excuse for a car outside the house. Where did I go wrong?
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Old Nov 23rd, 2005, 08:15 PM       
You didn't go wrong, marriage is a fucking fraud any way. Who is stupid and weak enough to think that they need validation for their life relationships. And at least you are not popping out kid after kid to contribute to overpopulation.
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Old Nov 23rd, 2005, 11:04 PM       
I wouldn't know I am 19 and have been in a steady relationship for 2 years lolol.
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Old Nov 24th, 2005, 07:18 AM       
Yeah but think of it like this Bubba...chances are it will definitely end as you are only 19, or if it doesnt you will both realise at age 26 that you got into a long term relationship far too early, and you will both harbour deep underlying resentment for each other, until one of you has the balls to break it off in a messy, painful way. Enjoy.

Bod: I feel your pain. I was single for a couple of years in my early 30s, and people DO start to think you are weird/gay/obviously a serial killer etc. Just be assured you are by no means the only one.
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I don't get it. I mean, why did they fuck with the formula? Where are the car songs? There's only one song about surfing and it's a downer!
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Old Nov 24th, 2005, 07:53 AM       
I know I'm OK, was on one last night, got me parents regularly phoning me up - "You not got a boyfriend yet?" and "I like that bloke you're a mate with, he's got a good job, you'll probably start seeing him".

And male friends who have been nothing but mates for years, all of a sudden are keeping their distance cos their partners see a single female as a risk. Like now that I'm single I've lost all my morals and am going to start shagging all men, regardless if they're in a relationship.

It's all bollocks.
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Old Nov 24th, 2005, 02:09 PM       
all men? that could be lengthy.
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Old Nov 25th, 2005, 01:03 PM       
All men belonging to someone else.

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Old Nov 25th, 2005, 04:13 PM       
Never mind the bollocks... Here's the joy of eating beans straight from the can.
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Old Nov 26th, 2005, 03:58 PM       
I'm confused, Bod...you want a man, or you're happy without one?
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Old Nov 30th, 2005, 09:41 AM       
I can't wait until I go to England, hopefully next Spring.
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Old Nov 30th, 2005, 10:43 AM       
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Old Nov 30th, 2005, 03:48 PM       
Come on, I'm trying to work my magic subtly here!
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Old Nov 30th, 2005, 04:28 PM       
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Old Nov 30th, 2005, 04:39 PM       
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Old Nov 30th, 2005, 04:45 PM       
Of all Seth's shortcomings, fencing isn't very significant.
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Old Dec 1st, 2005, 02:45 PM       
I think it's more the size of his "foil"...
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Old Dec 1st, 2005, 04:15 PM       
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Yeah but think of it like this Bubba...chances are it will definitely end as you are only 19, or if it doesnt you will both realise at age 26 that you got into a long term relationship far too early, and you will both harbour deep underlying resentment for each other, until one of you has the balls to break it off in a messy, painful way. Enjoy.
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Old Dec 1st, 2005, 04:33 PM       
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Old Dec 1st, 2005, 04:59 PM       
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I have stood near your pain, knowing a fair few people who had been in that situation.

But take heart in the fact that you are older and will die a lot sooner.
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