I know I'm OK, was on one last night, got me parents regularly phoning me up - "You not got a boyfriend yet?" and "I like that bloke you're a mate with, he's got a good job, you'll probably start seeing him".
And male friends who have been nothing but mates for years, all of a sudden are keeping their distance cos their partners see a single female as a risk. Like now that I'm single I've lost all my morals and am going to start shagging all men, regardless if they're in a relationship.
It's all bollocks.