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Old Sep 22nd, 2008, 04:24 PM       
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Old Sep 22nd, 2008, 04:28 PM       
If I eat pure honey I get a bellyache .
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Old Sep 22nd, 2008, 04:29 PM       
My hands smell like blood. Why do they smell like blood?
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Old Sep 22nd, 2008, 04:32 PM       
If I eat pure honey I go into anaphylactic shock

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Old Sep 22nd, 2008, 04:46 PM       
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You're about to have (or by now have had) a seizure and/or you're schizo.

http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/phantosmia/AN01684
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Old Sep 22nd, 2008, 04:59 PM       
I used to hide oranges and coffee around the office and my supervisors (who were doctors) would ask anyone else if they smelled it...got all paranoid about having a seizure.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2008, 07:06 PM       
I only get ads for asian wifes and and lesbian dating sites. The other day I got one for a russian wife site and was so impressed at the unusual diversity that I clicked it & spent an hour wallowing in despair clicking various profiles.

I'm really hungry right now because I've spent the last half hour looking at Bento & kitties.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2008, 07:10 PM       
If you could have any mail-order wife, what would you have (the options are Russian, Thai or Eastern European AFAIK)?

I'd have to go Russian. I kind of feel like a Russian wife would make the best C&C team mate which with the imminent release of Red Alert 3 would be a major boon.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2008, 07:15 PM       
I'd go russian as long as she chain-smoked cigarettes and put them out on my arm if we had company over.

Plus be really surly and embittered towards me, but that will happen eventually anyway.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2008, 07:26 PM       
Wait, if I got one from poland, could I get her brother to build be a conservatory on the cheap?
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Old Sep 22nd, 2008, 07:26 PM       
I would only marry for love.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2008, 07:29 PM       
I would totally be willing to marry to increase the book value of my property.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2008, 07:30 PM       
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The love of conservatory living? You could put a wicker sofa and a plant in there.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2008, 08:24 PM       
I would go for a Somali wife because she'd be so skinny and would never get fat by eating bags of grain from the United Nations relief workers.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2008, 10:30 PM       
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Neko, bottom left and Su lin, top, outside in their outdoor enclosure Wednesday. Media are invited to join keepers at the Valley Zoo in sharing the experience of the fun of snow with baby pandas, Su lin and Neko.Photo: Rick MacWilliam/Edmonton Journal
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=occw-8sSao4 - Super cute Red Panda Attack! Kawaii!
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Old Sep 22nd, 2008, 10:38 PM       
They're easily amongst the cutest things Tadao has graced us with. Right up there with the cat in the microwave.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2008, 10:41 PM       
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