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Old Feb 17th, 2011, 09:33 PM       


elx is the granddaughter I (never) had ....

She's made of pretty stern stuff - I'm sure she'll be back before long.
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Old Feb 17th, 2011, 09:41 PM       
Maybe you should've been here when she need you, Grandpa.
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Old Feb 17th, 2011, 09:42 PM       
Everyone was rather mean to her.
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Old Feb 17th, 2011, 09:42 PM       
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Today she was like "we can't fool around tonight because I have a gynocologist appointment tomorrow."

So I'm like "but you don't have an orthodontist appointment tomorrow."
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You could have said proctologist too
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OR THE PODIATRIST
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Or the pediatrician.

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Old Feb 17th, 2011, 09:45 PM       
SHE BETTER COME BACK. SHE IS LIKE ELAINE FROM SEINFELD.

PUB IS GEORGE

GRISLYGUS IS KRAMER

TADAO IS IDK THE CHINESE-FOOD DELIVERY MAN?

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Old Feb 17th, 2011, 10:01 PM       
YOU RIKE FLIED LICE?
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Old Feb 17th, 2011, 10:08 PM       
Esuohlim, you're not Jerry.
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Old Feb 17th, 2011, 10:14 PM       
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Old Feb 17th, 2011, 11:05 PM       
The end of the True Bedroom Stories thread is super easy to read because NatRatBat just makes it dull.
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Old Feb 17th, 2011, 11:07 PM       
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Old Feb 17th, 2011, 11:08 PM       
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PUB IS GEORGE

GRISLYGUS IS KRAMER

TADAO IS IDK THE CHINESE-FOOD DELIVERY MAN?

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I don't get these references. I haven't seen this show.
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Old Feb 17th, 2011, 11:12 PM       
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She has seven buttholes willie. I don't think it was that unclear
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Old Feb 17th, 2011, 11:19 PM       
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True story I dated this Jamaican girl a few years back and one night we were in bed together in the dark and I asked her to smile for me and she did and then I said oh there you are and we laughed and laughed into the night
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HOLD ON, YOU CAN'T SEE TEETH IN THE DARK AT ALL

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Half and half, actually.
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Old Feb 17th, 2011, 11:21 PM       
Esu, I figured out how to use funny money on UB. I like UB better so don't count on seeing me on FT. BTW I just finished 312 out of 3000+ in a tourney. I was hoping to make it into the last 18 cause they give you real money as a prize.
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Old Feb 18th, 2011, 02:17 AM       
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Old Feb 18th, 2011, 02:17 AM       
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Old Feb 18th, 2011, 02:18 AM       
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Old Feb 18th, 2011, 02:37 AM       
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