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Old Nov 9th, 2006, 03:37 PM       
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Old Nov 9th, 2006, 04:16 PM       
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Old Nov 9th, 2006, 09:42 PM       
We need a best of Emu page. A page of nothing but your favourite Emu quotes. You know, the funny & awesome things he's said over the years. I can't think of any, that's why I need you guys to do it.
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Old Nov 9th, 2006, 09:44 PM       
Why do my worst posts always remind me of Fartin? SAD FACE?
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Old Nov 9th, 2006, 09:48 PM       
I think I look fat.

And my teeth are really crooked.

My grandfather's shoe/slipper on my head is just a thing.
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Old Nov 9th, 2006, 09:50 PM       
OH MY FUCKING GODS! IS MY EYE WONKY?! :7F
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Old Nov 9th, 2006, 09:52 PM       
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Why do my worst posts always remind me of Fartin? SAD FACE?
Or: Why do I consider the posts that remind me of Fartin to be my worst?

Or is that obvious?
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Old Nov 9th, 2006, 09:56 PM       
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and people think I'm crazy for taping twenty roman candles together and then aiming them at people
I think it makes you cool.


This is the last year of fire works in the future.

The government couldn't handle so many cool dudes.
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Old Nov 9th, 2006, 10:02 PM       
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Future News[/url]]It has been revealed a Christchurch toddler was set on fire by a stray fireworks rocket last weekend.


Vicky Tranter says on Saturday night the family let off fireworks from a Boom Box purchased from the Warehouse in a park near their home in Bishopdale.


She says her daughter was about 40 metres away when the firework, called a Heat Wave, malfunctioned and burst into a fire ball. They fired off about five fireworks which were fine and the sixth one shot everyway and went straight into her daughter's pram.


Her baby has third degree burns to her face, neck and chest, doctors told her a woolen singlet saved her from more severe burns.
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Old Nov 10th, 2006, 12:05 AM       
The greatest single audio clip of the internet:

http://www.progressiveboink.com/just...ts_special.wav
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Old Nov 10th, 2006, 01:45 AM       
Who cares.

Pub Love you kinda look like Hound before he was skinny.
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Old Nov 10th, 2006, 02:15 PM       
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Old Nov 10th, 2006, 05:13 PM       
Everybody on this site is starting to get heavier and older...makes me feel great Is that how they measure your fat head in New Zealand? with a shoe?
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Old Nov 10th, 2006, 05:58 PM       
Everyone knows you put a shoe over your head to scare away Xena and hobbits.
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Old Nov 10th, 2006, 09:00 PM       
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Old Nov 11th, 2006, 12:45 PM       
My mum and step-father are getting a divorce because he tried to kill her with my Oxycodine.
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Old Nov 11th, 2006, 05:53 PM       
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I worked at KFC once.
Did you ever get your sex change?

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Old Nov 11th, 2006, 06:33 PM       
Just put your dick in the fryer, presto, you are a woman with a kentucky fried cock.
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Old Nov 11th, 2006, 10:36 PM       
You could say, "wanna see my KFC? IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEEEEAN!"
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Old Nov 12th, 2006, 01:11 PM       
"Beyonce Knowles and Eva Longoria will play lesbian lovers in a new movie."
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Old Nov 12th, 2006, 01:44 PM       
Jurassic Park IV?
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Old Nov 12th, 2006, 02:46 PM       
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Old Nov 12th, 2006, 03:31 PM       
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