I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Pub Lover]

[hot Kukuro]

Originally Posted by Pub Lover

Yes. Hot, right?


[picture of publover in his underpants]

wait a minute - is it you, or the zero? or are you REALLY Ms. Palin??

[Zhukov]

I'm not posting in this thread anymore if that keeps popping up.

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by Tadao

Originally Posted by hot Kukuro

...the same as when you try to express your disdain by posting pictures of little boy knuckles.

Yay for little boy knuckles rubbing my thirty year old dick (pics on demand).

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by hot Kukuro

wait a minute - is it you, or the zero? or are you REALLY Ms. Palin??

I wish I was Ms. Palin offering you pics of her dick. God, that is hot.

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by Zhukov

I'm not posting in this thread anymore if that keeps popping up.

Kitsa! Look what you have done! You have offended the Tasmanian ambassador!

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by Tadao

Poor pub and his little boy knuckles. WAY TO MAKE FRIENDS THERE JERK FACE!

I can think of a way that I'd forgive him.

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by hot Kukuro

It's a Christmas miracle!

Maybe baby knuckles will follow your example.

You're licking the wrong tentpole if you think I'll be stopping posting anytime soon, Silly McCannotRead.

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by hot Kukuro

idk who Hunter S. Thompson is

"Let us toast to animal pleasures, to escapism, to rain on the roof and instant coffee, to unemployment insurance and library cards, to absinthe and good-hearted landlords, to music and warm bodies and contraceptives…and to the “good life”, whatever it is and wherever it happens to be." - Hunter S. Thompson

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

Hunter S. Thompson used to post here

His contribution is the pride and joy of my I-Mockery Penis Folder.

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by MLE

I like how the approach of letting someone ramble on and on until they realize what they're saying typically turns out the best. I use this when people call into Comcast and eventually they mention the exact reason why their service isn't working or why they have a $600 bill.

OH THOSE PORN MOVIES COST THAT MUCH? EACH TIME??

Originally Posted by hot Kukuro

Cool. Then maybe you can answer my initial ?

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[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by MLE

I like how the approach of letting someone ramble on and on until they realize what they're saying typically turns out the best.

Originally Posted by hot Kukuro

Cool. Then maybe you can answer my initial ?

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by MLE

Originally Posted by hot Kukuro

Cool. Then maybe you can answer my initial ?

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by MLE

Originally Posted by hot Kukuro

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[Pub Lover]

[kahljorn]

that was a sampler penis ;/

[Pub Lover]

It was very enticing. Everyone here should drop the 2 C-notes to see more of your 12-inches.

[hot Kukuro]

ok, i totally got none of that

[Chojin]

PS3 died today after I was already having a shitty day/week/month. I feel like I should be angry, but I simply don't have any emotion left to spend it on hardware.

[Pub Lover]

At least you're fit & sexy, Mister Y.

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by hot Kukuro

ok, i totally got none of that

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero

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[hot Kukuro]

well that sure as hell wasn't sexy : (

[Kitsa]

I didn't offend the Tasmanian ambassador. I provided material with which you offended the Tasmanian ambassador. Creative commons and whatnot.

[Zhukov]

I'm filing a complaint at the embassy. Mark my words.

[Pub Lover]

I wish I had the self-control to stop offending him.