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Old Jan 23rd, 2005, 09:30 PM        Platoon
This movie can kiss my cornhole . It could have conveyed it's cliched message in a shorter time by showing an endless loop of Oliver Stone sitting in a chair saying "boy i hate vietnam!" It would have been just as boring as Platoon
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Old Jan 24th, 2005, 03:43 AM       
I would post that picture with an annogrammed title from SomethingAwful, but then I'd be a tool. :/
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Old Jan 24th, 2005, 06:35 AM       
I think Platoon is great. :/
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Old Jan 27th, 2005, 01:12 AM       
It's no Full Metal Jacket, but it still beats Hamburger Hill
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Old Jan 27th, 2005, 02:57 AM       
Hamburger Hill wasn't bad I thought. I saw it a few years ago, but I remember it being alright
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Old Jan 27th, 2005, 03:01 AM       
C`mon
it wasn`t THAT bad.I haven`t seen Full Metal Jacket so I can`t say anythin` about it.
Platoon was waaaay toooo looong.So,it was pretty boring.Same old,same old vietnam crap. :/
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Old Jan 27th, 2005, 03:28 AM       
waht about apocalyps now redux
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Old Jan 27th, 2005, 03:42 AM       
What about VIET-MOM?
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Old Jan 27th, 2005, 04:15 AM       
WHAT ABOUT VIET-BOB?
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Old Jan 27th, 2005, 04:35 AM       
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Old Jan 27th, 2005, 01:09 PM       
Apocolypse Now Redux is awesome, as long as you fast forward to the best parts, like the Air Calvery attack w/ a side order of napalm.

Or the end, after the cajun guy's head was deposited in Sheen's lap.
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Old Jan 27th, 2005, 07:10 PM       
People who fast forward through movies are cunts through and through and I'm not saying that because damnthatdavid is already a known cunt or that I want to defend the movie.
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Old Jan 27th, 2005, 09:05 PM       
The only movie I've fast-forwarded through is The Patriot with Segal, and that was because I knew I'd understand the whole movie if I did. And I did.

So I agree with Gadzooks.
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Old Jan 27th, 2005, 09:49 PM       
Having seen the entire Redux version through a couple of times, I have completed my quota of watching the long ass trip through the river scenes. I no longer need to watch the tiger in the bush, or the trippy lost dog scene. They have grown stale.

I only fast forward through movies that have a length greater then 2 hours.
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Old Jan 28th, 2005, 05:17 AM       
Yeah really, davids like the guy who comes to a movie marathon day but then goes into the other room to play computer games.
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Old Jan 28th, 2005, 03:20 PM       
I'm the one who starts the Movie Marathons. :/
AN:R is not movie marathon material, it is a marathon in its own.
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Old Jan 28th, 2005, 04:05 PM       
What about Forrest Gump, guys?
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Old Jan 28th, 2005, 06:02 PM       
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Old Jan 28th, 2005, 06:28 PM       
He was all Liutenant Dan and I think it was a funny Nam movie
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Old Jan 28th, 2005, 06:30 PM       
what about bob?
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Old Jan 28th, 2005, 06:31 PM       
i didnt know they let retarded men in the army until i saw that movie
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Old Jan 28th, 2005, 08:39 PM       
Platoons great nuff said
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Old Jan 28th, 2005, 08:43 PM       
I mean really
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Old Jan 28th, 2005, 08:45 PM       
platoon is the movie equivalent of being poked in the eyes and kicked in the balls at the same time
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