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Old Mar 19th, 2008, 08:08 PM       
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I say quarter of two instead of one forty-five sometimes. :<
I can't pronounce 'th' so I say With as Wiff, Month as Munff, and so on.

Today I was told I might be fired because of it.
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Old Mar 19th, 2008, 08:18 PM       
I know a guy like that. He once asked a vendor for three (free) hotdogs.
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Old Mar 19th, 2008, 08:21 PM       
Did they gave you a free day because of your birthday?
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Old Mar 19th, 2008, 08:27 PM       
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I know a guy like that. He once asked a vendor for three (free) hotdogs.
Exactly. The fing is I didn't know I had lis speech impediment until I moved outside of the UK. Everyone I encountered for the first 20 years of my life must have either understood from contextualization or been secretly confused by everyfing I said, which didn't seem to happen.

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Old Mar 19th, 2008, 08:37 PM       
I took a tour of the Blue Bell Creamery here in Tejas and the tour guide was so hot.
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Old Mar 19th, 2008, 08:58 PM       
Did you get his number?
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Old Mar 19th, 2008, 09:01 PM       


I didn't get Jake Busey's number.

I'M SORRY.
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Old Mar 19th, 2008, 09:04 PM       
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Old Mar 19th, 2008, 09:09 PM       
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Exactly. The fing is I didn't know I had lis speech impediment until I moved outside of the UK. Everyone I encountered for the first 20 years of my life must have either understood from contextualization or been secretly confused by everyfing I said, which didn't seem to happen.
Maybe it's a New Zealand thing

Like everything else that's wrong with the english language
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Old Mar 19th, 2008, 09:24 PM       
The funny thing is... The thing that I find funny is that I have not once received a complaint for my mispronunciation of Maori words & names.

I do that shit everyday, but no one bats a fucking eyelid. Maybe those sort of people don't use email. :racism
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Old Mar 19th, 2008, 11:49 PM       
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Old Mar 20th, 2008, 02:08 AM       
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Old Mar 20th, 2008, 02:08 AM       
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Old Mar 20th, 2008, 06:44 AM       
wtf 99 guests are reading the loveline.

and 99 guests are reading threadbackups.

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Old Mar 20th, 2008, 09:01 AM       
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what is this damn web of lies

southerners invented rhyming slang and any northerner who comes out with any probably just got confused after doing too much heroin. although noone really uses it any more unless you want to describe something unsavoury in a comical and toothless way e.g. 'I stuck it right up her gary' or 'show us your mark fowler'.
I like how they're always saying "Berk" (short for Berkshire Hunt) on, like, Blue Peter. Cockneys must fucking piss themselves every time they hear that.

Also someone recently exposed me to "I'd love to smash her pasty". I know what is means but what the hell could that possibly rhyme with?
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