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Old Feb 5th, 2004, 11:55 AM       
The reason why I prefer Ranxor's presence to either Vince or OAO is because. . .Well, I can understand a soft heart, but I can't tolerate a soft mind.
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Old Feb 5th, 2004, 12:36 PM       
Vinth had a picture he was going to post, but he's pretty sure his roommate threw it away.

And I for one am still enjoying Max's mockery of Vince as much as I ever have.
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Old Feb 5th, 2004, 12:53 PM       
BS! As if Vince has time for taking photos. He has much better things to do.

I need more mockery of Vince.



I know a wacko Stalinist on another forum that is like Vince, but he comes from Albania and English isn't his first language.
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Old Feb 5th, 2004, 10:24 PM       
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The main thing which rules about Zakk is that he is a real guy. You won’t hear Zakk talking about shit he doesn’t know about. You won’t here Zakk slamming the military (His father served in WWI and that is the influence for the title of 1919 Eternal) or our country. He wouldn’t care about the “feelings” or the “culture” of someone that would fuck with his friends or family; he would just beat them with his wallet chain until they had to live the rest of their live in a nursing home. He is a real guy.
This shit basically writes itself. This is him gushing about the Ozzy guitarist on his site. It's priceless. I think our soldiers in Iraq should beat the shit out of the people with wallet chains, too. I mean, comeon, they were fucking with out friends and family. You'd do it if you were a real guy.
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Old Feb 5th, 2004, 10:29 PM       
It's an insult to Vince to be compared to OAO in the title of this forum. OAO isn't good enough to have someone make a character to make fun of him.
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Old Feb 6th, 2004, 07:55 AM       
Drew, from the look of your picture and the fact that you have a LiveJournal, I'm sure you are expert in getting your ass beat down.
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Old Feb 6th, 2004, 10:56 AM       
keep talking about other people's photos, Vince
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Old Feb 6th, 2004, 01:42 PM       
Invithible Vinth

A.) I am 41 years old. I hope you look as good when you get there if your sad lil ticker doesn't give out on you.

B.) IF your were even average looking you'd have posted long ago. I can only assume the whole Dr. Doom fascination is partly because you need an iron mask to go out in public.

C.) You're a chickenshit. Look at you lieing amongst the pebbles and corn in the chickenyard.

D.) You need to work harder. I'm only take shots at you for old times sake. If you're going to be here, be here.
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Old Feb 6th, 2004, 01:56 PM       
It's not your looks. The fact that you post on a message board so frequently when you have two kids, a wife, and are 41 years old is just sad. Your looks are just the icing on the cake.
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Old Feb 6th, 2004, 02:03 PM       
pot calling the kettle black...
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Old Feb 6th, 2004, 02:21 PM       
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Mine is larger than the average adult male's, and I suspect that it will grow larger as I get older, so I thought that I could put together a mathematical module based on proportions which would allow me to predict the height my penis will likely become (for those who are interested, my penis is a little longer than 7").
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Old Feb 6th, 2004, 03:14 PM       
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It's not your looks. The fact that you post on a message board so frequently when you have two kids, a wife, and are 41 years old is just sad. Your looks are just the icing on the cake.
Yeah, lord knows them older folk got no business on that new-fangled intar-web.

Do you really try to be a stupid twat, or does it just come that naturally?
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Old Feb 6th, 2004, 09:05 PM       
That went right over your head. By and large, 41 year olds should be past the stupid crap that gets posted on General Blabber.
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Old Feb 6th, 2004, 10:10 PM       
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Drew, from the look of your picture and the fact that you have a LiveJournal, I'm sure you are expert in getting your ass beat down.
Yeah, but I only get beatdowns from chain wallets. And I have an uncanny resemblance to Pete Townshend.
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Old Feb 6th, 2004, 10:18 PM       
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That went right over your head. By and large, 41 year olds should be past the stupid crap that gets posted on General Blabber.
Honestly, how often does he post in General Blabber in comparison to this forum?
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Old Feb 7th, 2004, 11:38 AM       
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It's not your looks. The fact that you post on a message board so frequently when you have two kids, a wife, and are 41 years old is just sad. Your looks are just the icing on the cake.
Have you ever noticed that the vast majority of his posts are made during the day...WHEN HE'S AT WORK?
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Old Feb 7th, 2004, 02:07 PM       
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Have you ever noticed that the vast majority of his posts are made during the day...WHEN HE'S AT WORK?
WTF? Aren't you supposed to, you know, work at work?

And he complains about the rich all the time.
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Old Feb 7th, 2004, 02:18 PM       
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It's not your looks. The fact that you post on a message board so frequently when you have two kids, a wife, and are 41 years old is just sad. Your looks are just the icing on the cake.
Please. You will be ranting on boards such as these until the day you die. You need the outlet and the attention.
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Old Feb 7th, 2004, 02:36 PM       
I was wrong, OAO does suck.
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Old Feb 7th, 2004, 02:44 PM       
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Mine is larger than the average adult male's, and I suspect that it will grow larger as I get older, so I thought that I could put together a mathematical module based on proportions which would allow me to predict the height my penis will likely become (for those who are interested, my penis is a little longer than 7").
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Old Feb 7th, 2004, 02:45 PM       
What is so funny about that?

It also has a 1.8-2" diameter.
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Old Feb 7th, 2004, 02:48 PM       
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It's not your looks. The fact that you post on a message board so frequently when you have two kids, a wife, and are 41 years old is just sad. Your looks are just the icing on the cake.
It's funny cause you started FAR before Mr. Burbank
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Old Feb 7th, 2004, 06:33 PM       
While I am currently the senior member here, the average age of posters worth mentioning is closer to mine than yours. I assume one of the reasons you're here instead is this is as close as you can get to social interaction, and you can only do even that with people older than you.

As far my job, I am a competent multitasker. The message baord sharpens my writing skills, skills I get paid for.

Be thankful you get me for free.
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Old Feb 7th, 2004, 09:41 PM       
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What is so funny about that?

It also has a 1.8-2" diameter.

needle dick....
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Old Feb 7th, 2004, 09:43 PM       
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needle dick....
I said DIAMETER, not circumference. That's actually larger than most guys. If it was any bigger, I'd have a chode penis.
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