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Old Sep 10th, 2003, 02:58 PM        omg, near death experience =.(
So early today in the student parking lot, some girl wearing a burka was booming down the road with murdah rap. I was scared for my life, 'cuz you know, incoming car bomb =.( and I was stuck in the middle of a lane. I mean, doesn't burka + rap = terrorism, declaration of war or something!?#?


I think I'm going to need a support group for this incident =.( Has anyone else had a near-death experience?
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Old Sep 10th, 2003, 03:02 PM       
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Old Sep 10th, 2003, 04:00 PM       
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Old Sep 10th, 2003, 04:27 PM       
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Old Sep 10th, 2003, 04:48 PM       
That's not a near-death experience, that's just a girl wearing a burkah in a car. People like you make me sick.
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Old Sep 10th, 2003, 06:32 PM       
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Old Sep 10th, 2003, 06:42 PM        Re: omg, near death experience =.(
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Has anyone else had a near-death experience?
I almost hit my head on teh floor.
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Old Sep 10th, 2003, 07:02 PM       
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That's not a near-death experience, that's just a girl wearing a burkah in a car. People like you make me sick.
Dude, what the fuck is your problem? This girl was scared for her life because some funny-speaking Hindu beeyotch was going to carbomb her, and you go and insult her? You're a lowest peice of scum I've ever met, and I hope Burka lady rams her deathmobile right up your insensitive ass.
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Old Sep 10th, 2003, 07:02 PM       
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Old Sep 10th, 2003, 08:36 PM       
Chojin says i love holly because she is like a female version of me.

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Old Sep 10th, 2003, 09:49 PM       
James, I now realize how every minute of our love counts <3 From now on, I'm going with you to strip malls with your pals, to "work" with that female co-worker of yours that you do every sat etc... but if you don't want me to, I'll understand. I'll cook you dinner and set up your porn mags on the table as usual, either way makes me happy <333

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Old Sep 10th, 2003, 10:09 PM       
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Whenever I read hollycausts posts I contemplate suicide.
DOES THAT COUNT?
Oh, quit comtemplating and actually do it because it would be really cool if one day you pressed a littllllleeeee too hard on that razor blade and your mom walks in and finds, boohoo, that you have bled to death on the bathroom floor the night before.
See you in hell psycho.




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Old Sep 10th, 2003, 10:16 PM       
OK, Hollycaust this is really important, when you saw the person in the burkah, was she cross-eyed?
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Old Sep 10th, 2003, 10:29 PM       
Well, I would only be able to tell if she was coming right at me, guy! THINK!!!!
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Old Sep 11th, 2003, 01:25 AM       
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Anybody who responds to a Hollycaust post with something like "YEAH I KILL MYSELF EVERY TIME YOU POST CAUSE YOU SUCK LOL" is a retarded-ass cunt monster who thinks they'll finally be able to fit in somewhere by flaming somebody they assume we all hate.

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Old Sep 11th, 2003, 01:55 AM       
You stereotyped the poor woman. I wonder how she feels... everyone fearing her because of the way she looks... not getting any business at her convenience store... slowly planning her revenge...
I suppose most people in my part of country don't think much about terroists. Maybe it is because we were so far away or maybe all the coffee saturation has shot our brains. Mmmmm... coffee...
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Old Sep 11th, 2003, 11:26 AM       
I know how she feels. The other day, I saw a latino, and I almost died.
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Old Sep 11th, 2003, 07:11 PM       
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You stereotyped the poor woman.
Oh no, you have it all wrong! It's not just her. Every time I see a guy with cornrows booming down the street or some midget behind a raised truck (which is ugly fyi), I get scared as well!

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I know how she feels. The other day, I saw a latino, and I almost died.
How could you compare my experience with such a trivial matter?! A latino branding a gardening rake doesn't pose as much a threat as a veiled killer behind the wheel.

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I'd believe it. They're easy.

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Old Sep 11th, 2003, 08:35 PM       
Holly, I am requesting that you take a picture of you holding up a sign that says "I LOVE JAMES." The sign cannot be photoshopped.

If you do this, and post it on these boards, I will know once and for all that you are not a character, and I shall marry you.
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Old Sep 11th, 2003, 08:42 PM       
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Old Sep 12th, 2003, 01:17 AM       
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I know how she feels. The other day, I saw a latino, and I almost died.
How could you compare my experience with such a trivial matter?! A latino branding a gardening rake doesn't pose as much a threat as a veiled killer behind the wheel.
James is lucky to have a character like you all to himself.
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Old Sep 12th, 2003, 12:29 PM       
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Anybody who responds to a Hollycaust post with something like "YEAH I KILL MYSELF EVERY TIME YOU POST CAUSE YOU SUCK LOL" is a retarded-ass cunt monster who thinks they'll finally be able to fit in somewhere by flaming somebody they assume we all hate.
AGREED!

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Has anyone else had a near-death experience?
Before I go on, I want to add that it was really dark out, and this is Canada so I'm not used to guns!
One time I was with my friend and we needed a light for our cigarettes, so I asked this kindly looking old man with a duffel bag if he had a light. He starts rummaging through his bag all weird and muttering, and then out comes this gun .
I stepped in front of my friend to shield her, that was my first reaction, and then the dodgy old fuck pulls the trigger and low and behold it's a lighter. :/
I felt dumb afterwards, but it's nice to know I'm thoughtful in a crisis, I guess.
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Old Sep 12th, 2003, 12:39 PM       
If it was a rifle lighter, you may have gotten hurt.
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