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Old Feb 21st, 2010, 01:14 AM       
i just got cockblocked by the paper store. fuck girls working early tyhe next morning. i'm also drunk
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Old Feb 21st, 2010, 01:24 AM       
I BEEN COCKBLOCKED ALL DAY
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Old Feb 21st, 2010, 03:35 AM       
i been cockblocked most of my life, by me

i fucking win again
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Old Feb 21st, 2010, 04:47 AM       
I broke some hymen's today while being intoxicated. I win.
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Old Feb 21st, 2010, 06:36 AM       
excuse me but this is the getting cockblocked competition so you win shit
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Old Feb 21st, 2010, 08:33 AM       
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GUYS BONER IS MISSING
He's Mr. Chekov's son you know. And comedienne Daniel Koenig's brother. And Jimmy Pardo's brother in law.

He has actually started some pretty funny moments on the Never Not Funny podcast.

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Old Feb 21st, 2010, 11:34 AM       
I think the president of Nigeria had very intense eyes, was a snappy dresser and was altogether worthy of the privilege.
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Old Feb 21st, 2010, 02:52 PM       
MAN, THERE'S A VIRUS IN MY COMPUTER AND I'M IN DANGER OF GETTING MY ACCOUNT DELETED.
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Old Feb 21st, 2010, 06:55 PM       
GUYS ITS MY BIRTHDAY AT MIDNIGHT OR WHATEVER AND I WANNA FUCK
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Old Feb 21st, 2010, 07:08 PM       
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Old Feb 21st, 2010, 07:34 PM       
The car now makes a clunking sound in reverse.

Is this related to the fucknut who hit it yesterday (Y) (N)
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Old Feb 21st, 2010, 07:39 PM       
Make an insurance claim on it.
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Old Feb 21st, 2010, 07:41 PM       
It might be one of those things where the deductible is more than the repair, we'll have to see.

Either way, dammit and I fucking hate people.
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Old Feb 21st, 2010, 08:18 PM       
Who is there insurance company kitsa? If you have their info make a claim. Don't let them give you cash or shit for it. I deal with this five days a week.
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Old Feb 21st, 2010, 09:10 PM       
Never received any contact from them. Called the nonemergency police line and were told to call back Monday (gotta love a town where the POLICE are CLOSED ON WEEKENDS), so we're going to hit them up first thing in the morning.

We had to take pictures and depart because I needed to get back to my newborn at my mom's house. The other party was, apparently, still shopping inside the store, and the kid they left in the car just stared at us and didn't really make contact.
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Old Feb 21st, 2010, 09:24 PM       
Sounds like they were from Portsmouth.
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Old Feb 21st, 2010, 10:04 PM       
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The car now makes a clunking sound in reverse.

Is this related to the fucknut who hit it yesterday (Y) (N)
That would be (Y). Good thing you got pictures. Who knows, they may even help.
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Old Feb 21st, 2010, 10:10 PM       
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It might be one of those things where the deductible is more than the repair, we'll have to see.

Either way, dammit and I fucking hate people.
I don't know the law in OH, but in PA if you are hit, file a claim and can PROVE the damage was from another vehicle, and they were completely at fault, then their insurance will have to cover the cost of your repair job. No deductible. No problem.

Of course, if they don't have insurance (which is illegal in PA, and probably the rest of the country, but you never know) then you're effed. You could sue them, but the likelihood is that they have no money anyway.

Either way, it's worth a shot.
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Old Feb 22nd, 2010, 01:44 AM       
Fuck her! Fuck her brains out! Grab her ass squeeze her tits!
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Old Feb 22nd, 2010, 01:45 AM       
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Old Feb 22nd, 2010, 01:58 AM       
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Old Feb 22nd, 2010, 02:09 AM       
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Old Feb 22nd, 2010, 05:24 AM       
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZHUKOV ZHUKOVBY

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Old Feb 22nd, 2010, 08:32 AM       
I didn't know it was Zhukov's bday. Happy Birthday Zhukov.
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Old Feb 22nd, 2010, 08:54 AM       
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Why do we always get clumped together for this shit?
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