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Old Feb 4th, 2004, 10:31 AM       
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In gradeschool, my spanish teacher got deported


True story.
We terrorized our Spanish teacher until she finally cracked and cursed out the class. She got fired.
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Old Feb 4th, 2004, 11:17 AM       
I had a teacher when I was 13 who left Brighton to start a new life with her hubby on a farm in the country. She told us how they had bought a shotgun together. Two weeks after they moved hubby shot her to death with it and then killed himself.

The moral: Farming is a bit tougher than it looks.
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Old Feb 4th, 2004, 04:22 PM       
Instructors like that would leave me a confused state of frustration. You want to do well to keep up your GPA and get all your required classes out of the way, so sometimes you want an easy instructor for a course just to get it out of the way. Well, that's the way I used to feel if I had a heavy class load sometimes. Other times, you feel that, if you're spending your money and you're truly interested in the major that you're pursuing, then you want to get the bang for your buck with a good instructor.
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Old Feb 4th, 2004, 04:33 PM       
Yeah, I feel bad for people who actually care about school and have to deal with bad school conditions, obnoxious students, and lazy teachers.
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Old Feb 4th, 2004, 04:41 PM       
In the 5th grade my math teacher was a real asshole, he would give barebones lectures that had nothing to do with math, then he would give you work on highschool level algebra, and plus if you asked him something he would yell at you for "not paying attention".
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Old Feb 4th, 2004, 04:47 PM       
I have this teacher for study hall, who the first day said
"Who here smokes pot?"
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"I'm not going to tell on you, I just want to know what's going on in your social lives."
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"Come on. Just tell me."
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Old Feb 4th, 2004, 05:22 PM       
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Old Feb 4th, 2004, 05:24 PM       
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At my old high school, we had a teacher that taught history, english, and latin. And she was good.

Oh, and plenty of people like Latin over English. It's a lot easier to write poetry in, for one thing.
He still sucks at English :/ :/
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Old Feb 4th, 2004, 06:23 PM       
since when does this board require good grammar and correct spelling? :/ :/
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Old Feb 4th, 2004, 07:06 PM       
I have a lab write-up, a english paper, a chemistry exam and at least an hour of chem. homework all due tomorrow, i have started smoking to deal with stress
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Old Feb 4th, 2004, 07:11 PM       
and i thought i was a grammar nazi. :P
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Old Feb 4th, 2004, 07:59 PM       
so THAT'S when it all got started since you joined the board.
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Old Feb 4th, 2004, 08:13 PM       
ifa amingo wasa jore spaneesh teachero joo vould speaka tha spaneesh becose amingo woulda cracka da wip

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Old Feb 4th, 2004, 09:13 PM       
My music teacher is a bitch. All she does is say to shut the hell up, and tells us how our singing sucks. Once, everyone was quiet, the whole time. She said "I can't believe how every single one of you asses got into this fine school. You are all so mean and rude!" I raised my hand and guess what I said?
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Old Feb 4th, 2004, 09:26 PM       
OMG AMINGO. IVE MISSED YOU.
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Old Feb 4th, 2004, 11:03 PM       
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My music teacher is a bitch. All she does is say to shut the hell up, and tells us how our singing sucks. Once, everyone was quiet, the whole time. She said "I can't believe how every single one of you asses got into this fine school. You are all so mean and rude!" I raised my hand and guess what I said?
You admitted that you were a stupid waste of life that will never amount to anything?
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Old Feb 4th, 2004, 11:25 PM       
No, I said, "Hey, if you think your NICE, then you're messed up in the head." I got sent to the principal's office.
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Old Feb 4th, 2004, 11:45 PM       
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Oh, I remember those days. In Jr. high we had a music teacher that everyone thought had vodka in his thermostat.
YOu are dumb.
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Old Feb 5th, 2004, 09:54 AM       
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No, I said, "Hey, if you think your NICE, then you're messed up in the head." I got sent to the principal's office.
The principals office?

Oh man I heard about the principal. I heard when you go there the principal calls your mom and tells her bad you've been. And my moms dead so if they call my dad he's going to beat me a metal show horn. Did your parents beat you Cell?


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Old Feb 5th, 2004, 12:25 PM       
So...
you really are sad about the whole situation.
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Old Feb 5th, 2004, 01:22 PM       
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No, I said, "Hey, if you think your NICE, then you're messed up in the head." I got sent to the principal's office.
You fucking suck.
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Old Feb 5th, 2004, 01:25 PM       
LOL I used to like Pee Wee Herman now i will never be able to enjoy Pee Wee's Playhouse ever again.
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Old Feb 6th, 2004, 11:19 AM       
if you let that idiot taint your image of peewee, you're just as big an idiot.
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Old Feb 6th, 2004, 12:37 PM       
GO TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE PEE WEE
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Old Feb 6th, 2004, 02:09 PM       
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if you let that idiot taint your image of peewee, you're just as big an idiot.

Well i guess if i didn't let Paul Reubens taint my image of Peewee then this guy prolly can't do much to change my deep love of the absurdity that is peewee
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