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Old Jun 13th, 2015, 01:47 AM       
I got an undercut today. I call it the "I was only following orders!" hairstyle.
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Old Jun 14th, 2015, 07:31 PM       
Sounds like you need an uppercut, AMIRITE GUISE?
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Old Jun 15th, 2015, 12:10 AM       
sounds like you need a wood router in your left eye

I AM GOING TO ETHAN ALLEN YOUR BRAIN
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Old Jun 15th, 2015, 03:59 PM       
I already took a BB, these folks know.

That sucked, hahah
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Old Jun 15th, 2015, 09:22 PM       
Yeah I was thinking you meant a punch in the face lol. My brother was shooting bbs at my feet in the garage to make me dance and one ricocheted grazed my eye. When went back to shooting each other in the stomach.
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Old Jun 16th, 2015, 03:09 AM       
During marksmanship lessons at Boy Scout camp I had a BB ricochet off of the metal side of a target holder and catch me in the ear. Thank god it was one of those shitty air rifles that you had to manually pump. I couldn't imagine the pain if it was one of those green gas powered motherfuckers.

I also remember quitting around at around 11 years old because I got into studying the World Wars and was kind of revolted by the similarity between the Scouts and the Hitler Youth. The ear BB was just icing on the shit cake, I guess.
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Old Jun 17th, 2015, 09:06 PM       
Skulhedface sucks
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Old Jun 17th, 2015, 09:08 PM       


I-MOCK FUN BUNCH :D

Sam wanted me to go. Sam wanted to hang out with me
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Old Jun 17th, 2015, 09:39 PM       
WHERE, OH WHERE, HAS OUR WILLIE GONE?

OH WHERE, OH WHERE COULD HE BE?!

Cum back guise
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Old Jun 18th, 2015, 05:08 AM       
he's being held hostage in the pony kingdom
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Old Jun 20th, 2015, 01:02 AM       
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he's being held hostage in the pony kingdom
He enjoys getting off on a kid's cartoon. He's no hostage.
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...and so Hurley said: "Get your money, man. Don't be no couch potato hustla."
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Old Jun 21st, 2015, 05:51 PM       
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/misc....oposted&t=8799

POST COUNT FIGHTS THREAD HALL OF FAME

ok now I'm going to look for pics of drumming4buddha
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Old Jun 22nd, 2015, 04:50 PM       
Holy shit, I didn't even know that existed.
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Old Jun 22nd, 2015, 11:39 PM       
think that's something huh? i got another one for you it's called the logout button
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Old Jun 23rd, 2015, 04:42 PM       
You aren't a very friendly ghost, MILTRAILER
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Old Jun 24th, 2015, 11:48 AM       
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Old Jul 1st, 2015, 12:10 AM       
You goddamn Canadians are polluting the city.

http://fox2now.com/2015/06/30/alaska...s-central-u-s/
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Old Jul 4th, 2015, 09:18 AM       
Uggggggghhhh, living in this toilet of a state was bad enough without having to listen to dudes who look like white trash Baron Harkonnens try to sputter out reasons why the Civil War wasn't about slavery.

Then I get a lecture on how I should be proud of what my ancestors stood for. Jesus fuck, I had ancestors in my Grandmother's family who were members of the freikorps. But you don't see me waving around a black flag and pining for the good old days of Kaiser Bill.
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Old Jul 6th, 2015, 10:35 AM       
Why weren't you blowing things up on the 4th of July like a good American? You sicken me.
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Old Jul 6th, 2015, 12:59 PM       
But I did? I drank malt liquor and shot off a couple of bottle rockets... I even had a little paper dog that shat out black snakes and then exploded.
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Old Jul 11th, 2015, 01:55 PM       
I was in our nations Capitol for the 4th of July. I took a lot of pictures of neat landmarks and saw a bunch of people taking pictures of themselves in front of neat landmarks!

These two teenage girls were making faces and taking selfies in front of the Lincoln memorial right where MLKjr gave his 'I have a dream' speech. I kinda wanted to throw up.
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Old Jul 11th, 2015, 07:27 PM       
Why didn't you just narf on them? Be like "Hey, bitches! Blaaaaaargh"
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Old Jul 11th, 2015, 08:35 PM       
lol, fucking kids.
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Old Jul 11th, 2015, 08:35 PM       
On the fourth I was high at a dead show.
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Old Jul 12th, 2015, 12:04 AM       
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