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Old May 12th, 2006, 11:30 PM        Yesterday I got mugged :(
Laff it up. But all they took was my wallet when I left work. At gunpoint. One fucking assclown kissed me on the cheek and thanked me.

I MEAN HE FUCKING THANKED ME!!

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Old May 12th, 2006, 11:39 PM       
was he some kind of supervillian from a comic book movie
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Old May 12th, 2006, 11:41 PM       
You shouldn't have given up so easily, you should have made him EARN your wallet.

Otherwise he'll never learn how to do an honest days work.
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Old May 12th, 2006, 11:43 PM       
I'm just glad you're ok.
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Old May 12th, 2006, 11:44 PM       
terra it sounds like you need to go out there and get unmugged
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Old May 12th, 2006, 11:48 PM       
i need to grow a bigger beard jix. i was mugged by a circus shemale. with a seven inch clit
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Old May 12th, 2006, 11:51 PM       
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Old May 12th, 2006, 11:53 PM       
I want a JIXBY beard! Like the one you used to have. That would be my secret weapon next time. I hate midget raiders.
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Old May 13th, 2006, 12:01 AM       
Become Batman and in 25 years get revenge.
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Old May 13th, 2006, 12:03 AM       
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I want a JIXBY beard! Like the one you used to have. That would be my secret weapon next time. I hate midget raiders.
Better start eating!
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Old May 13th, 2006, 12:09 AM       
STOP IT YOU SISSIES!!! I need to really LAUGH!!

kudos to milhouse.
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Old May 13th, 2006, 12:16 AM       
Was he black?


He was a ******, wasn't he?
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Old May 13th, 2006, 12:25 AM       
NO. He looked like a bum with a gun. I didn't overly concern myself with skin tone at the time.

Kee-Ryhminy what is it with you and the brothas??
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Old May 13th, 2006, 12:31 AM       
Seven Force has gone black, and has been unable to go back.
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Old May 13th, 2006, 12:36 AM       
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Old May 13th, 2006, 01:00 AM       


GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS BOOGITY BOOGITY
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Old May 13th, 2006, 01:44 AM       
I was saying something about Seven Force and accidentally lisped it

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Old May 13th, 2006, 04:45 AM       
So, how much money did you have in your wallet?
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Old May 13th, 2006, 08:57 AM       
If you voted Libertarian this wouldn't have happened.
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Old May 13th, 2006, 10:26 AM       
Actually I didn't have any money but I needed to cancel all the cards.

And White Rat?? I'm making mean eyes.
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Old May 13th, 2006, 12:03 PM       
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Old May 13th, 2006, 02:53 PM       
How scary for you... I am glad you are ok!!!

Was anyone else around??
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Old May 13th, 2006, 06:26 PM       
No I was alone. But the cameras caught it.

And maggie? Thank you for your kind words.
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Old May 13th, 2006, 08:55 PM       
that really blows my aunt got mugged a month ago and she cracked her skull escaping luckly she is fine now
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Old May 13th, 2006, 09:40 PM       
when she cracked her skull i bet EGGYOLK came out, just kidding sorry to hear it
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