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Old Sep 2nd, 2005, 04:57 PM        VINCE: ARE YOU BACK?
Vince;

Listen; If you're just here to drop a verbal turd or two and flounce off to watever locked ward you been 'fucking' Kevin's 'Mom' in, tell us now.

I've invested a lot of time and effort in you over the years, and I have to say you've been a big disapointment. You flew out of here in an absolute state of panic at the mere suggestion of someone seeing the actual you and since then you've been the e-equivalent of a cock teasing, frigid little sorority sister , unable to follow through here any more than at your sadly failed website.

If, however, you have come back full of tales of Submarine letters, fainting out and underwater hand jobs, how you'd tear Sadaam a new one with your own hands if not for your ill health, and your truly remarkable and unique use of English... Than I would welcome you back like the prodigaol son, to this, your true home.

What's it going to be you cringing, punk ass, closet facist? Put up or shut up.

And if you cpould talk about my 'pussy' in your response, I'd be really, really greatful.

PS: Remember I'm a Jew. That could be a great source for you to work from.

PPS: That is not "Kevin's Mom". You have been hallucinating. That is your roomate, Phil. He has a severe anxiety disorder and you are not helping with his recovery.
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Old Sep 2nd, 2005, 04:59 PM       
Bravo, Sir.
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Old Sep 2nd, 2005, 05:24 PM       
I've just been so... so... hurt before. I don't know if I'm ready to do this again, Kevin. I don't know if I can teach my heart to trust again.
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Old Sep 2nd, 2005, 07:52 PM        Re: VINCE: ARE YOU BACK?
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Vince;

Listen; If you're just here to drop a verbal turd or two and flounce off to watever locked ward you been 'fucking' Kevin's 'Mom' in, tell us now.

I've invested a lot of time and effort in you over the years, and I have to say you've been a big disapointment. You flew out of here in an absolute state of panic at the mere suggestion of someone seeing the actual you and since then you've been the e-equivalent of a cock teasing, frigid little sorority sister , unable to follow through here any more than at your sadly failed website.

If, however, you have come back full of tales of Submarine letters, fainting out and underwater hand jobs, how you'd tear Sadaam a new one with your own hands if not for your ill health, and your truly remarkable and unique use of English... Than I would welcome you back like the prodigaol son, to this, your true home.

What's it going to be you cringing, punk ass, closet facist? Put up or shut up.

And if you cpould talk about my 'pussy' in your response, I'd be really, really greatful.

PS: Remember I'm a Jew. That could be a great source for you to work from.

PPS: That is not "Kevin's Mom". You have been hallucinating. That is your roomate, Phil. He has a severe anxiety disorder and you are not helping with his recovery.
The only advice I can give you, Max, is to do a web search on "community AND college AND english And classes"
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Old Sep 2nd, 2005, 11:18 PM       
I can't find you enrolled anywhere. Always with the empty promises Vince.
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Old Sep 3rd, 2005, 12:36 PM        Re: VINCE: ARE YOU BACK?
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The only advice I can give you, Max, is to do a web search on "community AND college AND english And classes"
Wait, but is it "And classes" or "AND classes"? Don't toy!
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Old Sep 3rd, 2005, 04:50 PM       
i thought this said "black" at first. :P
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Old Sep 4th, 2005, 11:35 PM       
I always figured Vince was Chinese. Seriously.

Vince, what is boortzs' take on the pat/chavez debacle?
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Old Sep 5th, 2005, 07:09 PM       
The only advice I can give you, Max, is to do a web search on "community AND college AND english And classes"


Why?
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Old Sep 6th, 2005, 11:49 PM       
The only advice I can give you, Vinth, is to read some books on Anger Management. To get started, here's one:

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg...glance&s=books

And another:

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg...=UTF8&v=glance
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Old Sep 7th, 2005, 02:15 PM       
I think he's gone already.
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Old Sep 7th, 2005, 02:16 PM       
I'm sorry, Max, I truly am.
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Old Sep 7th, 2005, 02:53 PM       
I know, man. I should totally know better. That bastard.
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Old Sep 7th, 2005, 05:55 PM       
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And lonely as it is that loneliness
Will be more lonely ere it will be less--
A blanker whiteness of benighted snow
With no expression, nothing to express.
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Old Sep 11th, 2005, 01:57 PM       
Vince; I've dedicated a whie thread to you here and you've posted WAY more of my own writing in it than yours. And my writing was already here!

I promise if you post a thread about me, I'll post there. Please post here, if only to be polite.

How are you? What have you been up to? Is the inspirational speaking going well? How is your health? Will your website be making a comeback? I for one really miss it. I'm sure you think I'm being sarcastic, but you'd be wrong. I'm quite possibly your number one fan.
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Old Sep 19th, 2005, 01:34 PM       
AND HE'S GONE AGAIN!!!

His halfway house must have restricted his internet privilidges.
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Old Sep 21st, 2005, 01:50 PM       
Yep. Cowardboy is gone again. He vanished right around the time ol' W made his primetime speech sorta kinda accepying responsability and sorta kinda saying that race might have in some small way played a role in this and that poverty might sorta kinda exist.

That would have made it sorta kinda hard for Vince to take the position that W had done nothing even the least little bit wrong. And when the going gets tough, Vinth is already gone.
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