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Old Apr 17th, 2009, 11:52 AM       
But you are not Russian. You dont have to worry about hitting 32.
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Old Apr 19th, 2009, 08:06 PM       
I'M 33 BITCHES. I JUST BLEW YOUR THEORY OUT OF THE WATER.
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Old Apr 19th, 2009, 11:44 PM       
:O

I was going to post a picture but I changed my mind. Maybe later. The internet is a mean place.
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Old Apr 20th, 2009, 12:05 AM       
It is. It really is.
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Old Apr 20th, 2009, 12:33 AM       

Another funtastic late night Crank Mob bike ride through the streets of Los Angeles. The theme this time was Red vs. Blue, hence our color coordination.
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Old Apr 20th, 2009, 12:39 AM       
MOCK YOU ARE UGLY EVERYTIME I SEE YOU I WASH MY EYES OUT WITH ACID
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Old Apr 20th, 2009, 12:42 AM       
GOOD THINGS YOUR EYES ARE ALSO RED OR ELSE YOU WOULD NOT HAVE MATCHED
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Old Apr 20th, 2009, 12:43 AM       
HAHA EYE JOKES ARE HILARIOUS
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Old Apr 20th, 2009, 01:09 AM       
You do look like you have one gigantic eye in that picture.
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Old Apr 20th, 2009, 08:54 AM       
The Pope, a mustache and an eyeball walk into a bar.
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Old Apr 21st, 2009, 01:58 AM       
Maybe you would've blown this theory out of the water if you were russian.
Maybe.

ps this theory only applies to russians. since you aren't russian, it doesn't apply to you. If you were russian, then maybe this "THEORY" would've been "Blown out of the water."
Maybe.
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Old Apr 21st, 2009, 05:40 PM       
Lame...
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Old Apr 21st, 2009, 10:25 PM       
I MISS THE DAYS WITHOUT LENOR
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Old Apr 23rd, 2009, 02:46 PM       
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I MISS THE DAYS WITHOUT LENOR
....maybe if your life wasn't this site sweetie...
But I understand, there isn't much to do when you have no friends and live in canada.
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Old Apr 23rd, 2009, 03:21 PM       
Yeah, good one. Witty as ever, I see.
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Old Apr 23rd, 2009, 03:35 PM       
Yea, zomboid. Lenor has a point. I mean, look what associating with the local group of developmentally disabled persons has done for her social life and self-esteem. Just like her, you should find some like-minded persons to associate with.
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Old Apr 23rd, 2009, 04:03 PM       
You forgot to mention Lenor's job on the side. She's the designated ugly skank for every group of girls:

That girl on the left is feeling a whole lot better about herself thanks to you, Lenor. Keep up the good work!
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Old Apr 23rd, 2009, 04:27 PM       
whoa, lenor is obese?

that's not a girl dude its her boyfriend. They're fags together.
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Old Apr 24th, 2009, 09:30 PM       


Sometimes "The Onion" says it all with pictures.
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Old Apr 24th, 2009, 09:38 PM       
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Old Apr 25th, 2009, 04:01 PM       
So, there's this author named Greg Ames who lives in Brooklyn that is from Buffalo that looks exactly like me.

http://artvoice.com/issues/v8n14/issue_print <---Front page

I might contact him to see if he's me from the future.
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Old Apr 25th, 2009, 06:11 PM       
http://i454.photobucket.com/albums/q...g?t=1240693673

Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction ....

The one on the bottom right is hot, though....
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Old Apr 25th, 2009, 07:32 PM       
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Old Apr 26th, 2009, 12:11 AM       
Indeed.
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Old Apr 26th, 2009, 10:59 AM       
I grew that. A lilly.
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