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Old Jan 27th, 2010, 02:44 AM       
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Old Jan 27th, 2010, 03:36 AM       
i'm kind of amazed nobody's called dairy queen on that shit yet
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Old Jan 27th, 2010, 03:40 AM       
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Old Jan 27th, 2010, 05:20 AM       
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Old Jan 27th, 2010, 05:52 AM       
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i'm kind of amazed nobody's called dairy queen on that shit yet
Damn, Willie, you really know how to put a serious conversation on racial sensitivity into perspective. WELL DONE SIR!
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Old Jan 27th, 2010, 06:06 AM       
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Old Jan 27th, 2010, 06:35 AM       
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Old Jan 27th, 2010, 11:21 AM       
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It's a latte that's half coffee and half milk, if you know what I mean.
lol i get ya now ^^; damn didnt know i was that stupid lol
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Old Jan 27th, 2010, 01:17 PM       


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Old Jan 27th, 2010, 01:26 PM       
How black is she on the black scale?
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Old Jan 27th, 2010, 01:29 PM       
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Old Jan 27th, 2010, 01:32 PM       
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Old Jan 27th, 2010, 01:54 PM       
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Old Jan 27th, 2010, 02:25 PM       
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How black is she on the black scale?
Somewhat off-topic, a (white) friend's son was stationed with fellow soldiers during Operation Desert Storm, and was riding in a caravan to the base with a load of his (mostly black) buddies. They were travelling with an Ethiopian translator. The other soldiers were all like "hey, my n---o", and "get yo' black butt outta here!" - the Ethiopian looked at them and laughed: "You are not black. This (pointing to his arm) is BLACK. You are mocha. You (indicating another) are ecru. You (yet another) are chocolate."

My friend's son thought this was highly amusing, while the other soldiers were deeply offended. Which, now that I think about it makes it even funnier.
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Old Jan 27th, 2010, 03:17 PM       
Did they then try to explain to him that he doesnt know what its like growing up black in America? Did he then explain that he didnt care because he grew up in Ethiopia and compared to that they are all posers?
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Old Jan 27th, 2010, 04:44 PM       
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The other soldiers were all like "hey, my n---o", and "get yo' black butt outta here!"
I thought that the o was a typo at first but then I realized the word was probably "Negro." Is that word considered a racial slur thus necessitating self-censorship? I was under the impression that it was merely an outdated term for the brother man.
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Old Jan 27th, 2010, 07:55 PM       
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How black is she on the black scale?
she could easily sneak up on you at midnight
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Old Jan 27th, 2010, 09:12 PM       
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I thought that the o was a typo at first but then I realized the word was probably "Negro." Is that word considered a racial slur thus necessitating self-censorship? I was under the impression that it was merely an outdated term for the brother man.
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Old Jan 28th, 2010, 02:10 PM       
We've scared off all of the black members so I don't think that you have to worry.
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Old Jan 28th, 2010, 02:54 PM       
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Old Jan 28th, 2010, 10:37 PM       
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Old Jan 30th, 2010, 06:06 AM       
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Old Jan 30th, 2010, 11:05 AM       
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