"THE SHAVING INDUSTRY LIES" by: -RoG-

[Anonymous]

I would also like to add that my mach3 tears up my face if I don't replace the blade every 3-4 weeks :<

[Jeanette X]

I have had a serious hair-on-the-upper-lip problem since puberty. I still need to actually shave my face. I got two laser treatments, and it seemed to decrease it a little.
What is really good as an alternative to shaving is a hair buffer. It is basically a very fine piece of sandpaper, and you use it to buff the hair off your legs, upper lip, etc. It works quite well. Trouble is, it takes a little while. I usually end up forgetting to use it and having to shave again.
Don't use a depilatory. Depilatories are basically acid that literally melts the hair away. And it doesn't even work. I used it incorrectly and ended up getting a nice chemical burn on my upper lip. What can I say, I was twelve.
And that Epil-Stop shit is a total rip off. Don't even fucking bother.
I would also be wary of anything that claims to "inhibit" hair growth. To my knowledge, only one product in existance is clincally approved by the FDA to inhibit hair growth, and that is a topical cream called Vanquia, which is only available with a prescription.

And I still want Rog to grow his hair back.

[AChimp]

Originally Posted by Skulhedface

Now the scary thing is, why Gillette would know my birthday in the first place :0

8-)

[Blackjack]

That was FANTASTIC Rog!

And when did you cut your hair?

[NIGhtMAre]

shouldn't that be in minimocks? is their even a deffrence between visianary of darness and minimocks? :/

[Mockery]

Thanks Blackjack glad ya liked the piece, never thought it'd be getting this much attention. And to answer your question, I cut it about a month ago.

Nightmare, no that piece was more of a rant... and rants always go in the Visionary Darkness section. Plus Visionary Darkness pieces are shorter than minimocks. The minimocks section was established so I could creat fairly large pieces that were too big for Visionary Darkness, but not big enough to be considered a full-sized mockery site (such as the Church of Mockery or the Anti-Rave site).

[snake]

piece was cool......

2 MOSS MAN FIGURES!!!

Why does he have two moss man figures? I had one moss man figure and I was stupid enough to sell it when I was a kid.

Mockery: Where do you get the moss men from? They are uber, they stole the attention from the rest of the article.

[Anonymous]

I once called out sick from work because I tried to Nair my face and got a face of chemical burns. Yay!

[Miss Modular]

Gilette sucks. I use Bic's cheapo razors that are $3 for a pack of 12.

[liquidstatik]

One time I cut my lip with my electrix razor It, like, grinded my lip up and I was bleeding all over myself.

[Poxpower]

Ok, now I'm scared. I'm 18, and I received 0 razors via mail. Like... am I dead...like in those movies... scary.
Or I'm canadian... but we have Gilette commercial with their super space-age uder mach3 razors too... so...

dead?

[Rev. Danno]

I have bought some of those pink razors before.
They cut me up real bad.
I'd show up some where after shaving, & people thought I fell off my bike into gravel face first...
Modify your razors!

[Ninjavenom]

Gilette sucks. I use Bic's cheapo razors that are $3 for a pack of 12.