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Old Jan 9th, 2010, 08:40 PM       
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Old Jan 9th, 2010, 09:37 PM       
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Now it's like Xbox Live.
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Old Jan 10th, 2010, 01:16 AM       
We need someone to be arguing with their mom while playing call of duty. I never understand why they don't just turn off their mics in those situations. Do you want people to know what a little wuss you are?
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Old Jan 10th, 2010, 12:28 PM       
I never put a mic in unless I'm in a party, it's too hard on the head.
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Old Jan 10th, 2010, 05:43 PM       
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We need someone to be arguing with their mom while playing call of duty. I never understand why they don't just turn off their mics in those situations. Do you want people to know what a little wuss you are?
YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT MY MOM YOU F****T WHY DON'T YOU COME DOWN TO BUTTFUCKVILLE, KENTUCKY AND SAY THAT TO MY FACE MY UNCLE HAS A GUN I COULD SHOOT YOU ACTUALLY



heh, I told that asshole. Hey mom. Get me my cheesy poofs.
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Old Jan 13th, 2010, 06:33 PM       
Please don´t remind me of that...what you also need is a french guy singing. LOUDLY! VERY, VEEERY LOUDLY! Then some british dude with an accent as thick as the makeup on the little screaming kid´s mom.

Add the mic-breather-idiot, the mumbler and the one where you just hear his other TV in the background and you´re set for any kind of FPS-Multiplayer.
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Old Jan 14th, 2010, 11:18 AM       
dude im totally the mumbler
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Old Jan 14th, 2010, 11:31 AM       
I was called a ****** once during a game of Gears of War 2
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Old Jan 14th, 2010, 11:38 AM       
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dude im totally the mumbler
Was playing Dark Carnival - Freeway and I thought Tom Bodett left the light on for us.....ended up being a charger.
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Old Jan 14th, 2010, 12:10 PM       
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Was playing Dark Carnival - Freeway and I thought Tom Bodett left the light on for us.....ended up being a charger.
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Old Jan 27th, 2010, 05:03 AM       
As much as it takes up a large space in my heart Suikoden II has such an annoying glitch. If you name your hero in Suikoden I you can import your save data and get him as a character in Suikoden II with his name you chose. Except if you save Gremio and get all 108 stars of Destiny in Suikoden I and import the save data into S II an annoying glitch happens.

In S I the Hero's last name is McDohl regardless of what you choose. I always named my hero Donovan(I played a lot of Darkstalkers around that time). S II's glitch was that it took the first letter of your chosen name and substituted the rest of McDohl.

So in SII his name was DcDohl....DickDole

My friend had named his hero Kenshin so when he played through it got renamed to KcDohl,,,,KickDole....
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Old Feb 8th, 2010, 04:30 PM       
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BioShock 2 plays more like early PS2 multiplayer titles such as TimeSplitters rather than technical, multi-faceted experiences like the Call of Duty games.
I can't possibly see how this could be a negative.
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Old Feb 8th, 2010, 04:41 PM       
By "Technical and multi-faceted" do they mean "Camp until you get sick of nothing happening, then wander towards the objective only to get shot by some prick on the other side of the map who has a higher boredom tolerance"?

Call of Duty is the worst multiplayer game I've ever partaken of, the more steps we take away from that territory the better.
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Old Feb 8th, 2010, 04:46 PM       
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By "Technical and multi-faceted" do they mean "Camp until you get sick of nothing happening, then wander towards the objective only to get shot by some prick on the other side of the map who has a higher boredom tolerance"?

Call of Duty is the worst multiplayer game I've ever partaken of, the more steps we take away from that territory the better.

you just don't know how to play budster.
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Old Feb 8th, 2010, 04:49 PM       
He prefers high stakes patty-cake.
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Old Feb 8th, 2010, 05:08 PM       
budster is amazing. When I worked at KeyBank we always had to use the term Fraudsters which I always thought was ridiculous sounding. Might as well have called them Crooksters.
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Old Feb 8th, 2010, 06:50 PM       
TF2 once again shows its amazing balance by eliminating camping with Spies, who will fuck you up for standing around like an idiot. Maybe if Modern Warfare had a stealth class, too!

Shit, now I need to go and do my part to stop the plague. BRB, Spy.
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Old Feb 8th, 2010, 06:53 PM       
Every class is a stealth class in Modern Warfare.
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Old Feb 8th, 2010, 08:06 PM       
not being able to see players due to everything being colored gray doesn't count as stealth.
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Old Feb 8th, 2010, 08:12 PM       
Everyone being fast and quiet does. And just because you can distinguish contrasting colors doesn't mean the rest of the world can't.
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Old Feb 8th, 2010, 08:21 PM       
I also don't have an HDTV, I guess you need to purchase a flatscreen for next-gen graphics to not be horrible

Although I could see to play Halo 3 and Bioshock well enough

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Old Feb 9th, 2010, 12:57 PM       
You can be a stealth character in MW2. It jsut takes the right perks.

Marathon - Unlimited Sprint

Cold Blooded - Undetectable by UAV, air support, sentry guns and thermal

Scrambler - Scrambles the enemy radar in a small area
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Ninja - Invisible to heartbeat sensors
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Old Feb 9th, 2010, 01:10 PM       
Cold Blooded is wonderful.
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Old Feb 9th, 2010, 01:18 PM       
Scrambler is a mixed bag because if you're near someone that has it, you can essentially find your way to them based on how fucked up your radar is.

I have a guy made for running around and knifing people. That's fun.
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