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Old Oct 17th, 2009, 05:26 AM       


Hell yeah, motherfuckers.

The rest of Smackdown was pretty good tonight, except for Matt Hardy vs Eric Escobar: EXTREME JIGGLEPAUNCH SHOWDOWN
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Old Oct 17th, 2009, 05:43 AM       
Screw that noise, this was the best thing to happen in wrestling so far this month

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Old Oct 23rd, 2009, 11:04 AM       
so why is wwf in the sports section? it should most certainly be in the television area with the other soap operas
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Old Oct 23rd, 2009, 04:32 PM       
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Old Oct 24th, 2009, 01:31 AM       
Haha, oh my god, Team Smackdown is going to get fucking buried after the lineup change.

I can't understand any of these swaps. Finlay? Matt Hardy? R-Truth? The fucking Hart Dynasty? I didn't really like any of the original team other than McIntyre but they were better than those retards.
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Old Oct 24th, 2009, 10:06 AM       
FINLAY!!!!!!!!
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Old Oct 28th, 2009, 05:15 PM       
Hulk Hogan's coming to TNA.

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Old Nov 1st, 2009, 03:42 AM       
I like how Cena gets 2 title attempts, both times with the stipulation that Orton can't rematch. Why? Cena got like 10 tries before he finally won the "I Quit" match, and that was pretty much a foregone conclusion since the WWE decided that superfaces can never lose by submission. The ironman match was pretty good, but why in the graces of fuck would you tap out with 3 seconds left on the clock? I'd be fine with my boy losing if it didn't always happen in the lamest way every single time.

Smackdown could have really used Cena, too, since they're already pandering to the K-12 crowd over there.

So now Cena has a belt that he doesn't need, and Orton is feuding with.. Kofi? What did he do to deserve that? Did Orton really punt Shane in the head?
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Old Nov 2nd, 2009, 05:10 PM       
Kofi was such a hardass wrecking Orton's super cool nascar
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Old Nov 3rd, 2009, 01:07 AM       
REALLY?
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Old Nov 3rd, 2009, 10:30 AM       
Orton is a no trick pony.
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Old Nov 3rd, 2009, 12:02 PM       
I was anxious to see him wrestle last night, because I've never actually sat down to watch a Randy Orton match, but then Legacy ran out and I was like "oh fuck you, buddy, can't you do anything for yourself"

And then Ozzy and Sharon brought out team Kool-Aid to help Kofi, and neither Kofi or Orton got any time in the ring after that. Aren't they the fucking ones feuding, here?

Best match of the night was Evan Bourne vs The Miz, but it's horseshit that Miz won at the last second after getting his ass kicked spectacularly the entire time. Again.
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Old Nov 3rd, 2009, 03:25 PM       
I'm pretty sure Miz is just 2P of Jack Swagger. I did see the Kool-Aid allstars come out and rumble.
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Old Nov 3rd, 2009, 07:14 PM       
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Best match of the night was Evan Bourne vs The Miz, but it's horseshit that Miz won at the last second after getting his ass kicked spectacularly the entire time. Again.
Yeah, the Miz wrestles like a heel Cena.

Download one of Orton's matches from the last few pay-per-views, they were all pretty good.
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Old Nov 4th, 2009, 01:34 AM       
Unless he is wrestling John Cena, then he just gets steamrolllllllllleeeeeeddd.
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Old Nov 4th, 2009, 08:41 AM       
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Unless he is wrestling John Cena, then he just gets steamrolllllllllleeeeeeddd.
Not really, Cena's style is to get his ass beat until he builds up his ultra meter and then win in two moves.
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Old Nov 4th, 2009, 08:37 PM       
When I saw Cena vs Miz at "The Bash" it was Cena no selling the two offensive moves Miz managed to crap out and then Cena going through his entire move list in under 2 minutes. Then the next night at RAW it was basically the same thing but longer.
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Old Nov 5th, 2009, 12:51 AM       
SHOULDER BLOCK
SHOULDER BLOCK
DODGE A PUNCH
BACK DROP
5-KNUCKLE SHUFFLE
F-U

that should be his finisher in the game ;< it requires too much cooperation on the other guy's part to pull off the entire combo

sometimes orton just lays down for the second shoulder block and cena goes flying out of the ring, it's hilarious
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Old Nov 5th, 2009, 01:42 AM       
That is basically what he did to Miz except he ended it with the STFU after the FU or as it is now known "The Attitude Adjustment"
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Old Nov 9th, 2009, 02:59 PM       
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TEAM MORRISON: John Morrison, Matt Hardy, Evan Bourne, Shelton Benjamin and Finlay vs. TEAM MIZ: The Miz, Drew McIntyre, Sheamus, Dolph Ziggler and Jack Swagger
Team Midcard vs Team Douchebag hair

I laughed at Miz and Swagger on the same team, then marked out for JoMo and Evan Bourne, which I thought would only happen in fantasy land 2000 years into the future

Also lol, only one member of Team Kofi is white.
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Old Nov 9th, 2009, 03:03 PM       
I'm more worried about the northern ireland against southern ireland. I feel like no one hates the Irish more than the Irish
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Old Nov 9th, 2009, 10:58 PM       
OH COOL NEXT WEEK MONDAY NIGHT RAW IS BEING HOSTED BY NICKLEBACK. I GUESS I'M NEVER WATCHING IT AGAIN. EVER.

EEEEEEVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR.

THE FUCKING LINE HAS BEEN FUCKING CROSSSSED.
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