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Old Jun 13th, 2009, 02:24 AM       
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Old Jun 13th, 2009, 03:57 AM       
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Old Jun 13th, 2009, 11:34 AM       
man, remember pagers?
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Old Jun 13th, 2009, 12:35 PM       
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Old Jun 13th, 2009, 12:42 PM       
Did Clement leave already?

I was going to suggest he read Ayn Rand and watch hilarity ensue.
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Old Jun 13th, 2009, 04:27 PM       
Hey ladies, please gather 'round my balls.
One at a time, get in line, this is a cattle call.
I will inspect via sex if you’ve got what it takes.
Time to disrobe all your clothes and give my tube a taste.
I hit the bush and the tush, she’s screaming 9-11.
I make her gush in the puss, she’s leaking like a levee.
I got her legs in the air like they’re TV antennae.
I'll fill her box with my cock and make her cable ready.
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Old Jun 13th, 2009, 04:32 PM       
Sam, I told you to dance.
It works alot better.

but i still loves you
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Old Jun 13th, 2009, 04:36 PM       
LADIES LOVE SAM
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Old Jun 13th, 2009, 04:40 PM       
i'm not sure i'm a "lady"
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Old Jun 13th, 2009, 04:41 PM       
YOU COUNT
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Old Jun 13th, 2009, 04:44 PM       
I NOTICED

i'm a little retarded, just in case no one figured that out yet.
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Old Jun 13th, 2009, 05:17 PM       
OKAY, SAM, THE GLOVES ARE OFF
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Old Jun 13th, 2009, 05:17 PM       
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Old Jun 13th, 2009, 05:19 PM       
I KNOW YOU PISS IN THE GLOVES TO KEEP YOUR HANDS WARM AND INSULATED
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Old Jun 13th, 2009, 05:22 PM       
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Old Jun 13th, 2009, 05:23 PM       
BETTER TO PISS IN YOUR OWN GLOVES THAN TO DIE FROM FREEZING LIKE A PUSSYMERICAN
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Old Jun 13th, 2009, 05:24 PM       
BETTER TO DIE A PUSSYMERICAN THAN A FINN


That's not true. :<
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Old Jun 13th, 2009, 05:25 PM       
NO IT IS TRUE
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Old Jun 13th, 2009, 05:27 PM       
Ok.
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Old Jun 13th, 2009, 05:28 PM       
WHATEVER, ONE FINN EQUALS 10 PUSSYMERICANS
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Old Jun 13th, 2009, 05:29 PM       
Yes, we do have a larger population than you. That's why we're better and can urinate directly into people's homes.
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Old Jun 13th, 2009, 05:32 PM       
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Yes, we do have a larger population than you. That's why we're better and can urinate directly into people's homes.
AND TAKE A RISK OF WAKING UP THE INHABITANT SO S/HE COULD CUT OFF YOUR SCHLONG?
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Old Jun 13th, 2009, 05:32 PM       
THE REASON THERE ARE SO MANY MORE AMERICANS THEN FINS IS BECAUSE THE FINS ARE DYING DUE TO PISS HANDLING RELATED DISEASES
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Old Jun 13th, 2009, 05:33 PM       
Yes, because we're not pussy Finns who hide their balls between their legs.
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Old Jun 13th, 2009, 05:35 PM       
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Yes, because we're not pussy Finns who hide their balls between their legs.
BETTER BE A PUSSY TO LIVE AND SEE 'NOTHER BATTLE THAN TO DIE LIKE A HERO
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