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Old May 26th, 2006, 02:55 AM        X3!



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Old May 26th, 2006, 03:00 AM       
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Old May 26th, 2006, 03:32 AM       
ARRRGgglllargh fuck you brett ratner
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Old May 26th, 2006, 03:43 AM       
okay, you know what? this movie was so love/hate that it almost makes me sick.

SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS ALL THE REST OF THIS POST IS A SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER

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"I love you, Jean!"
"I love you, Scott!"
JUST KIDDING LOL DISINTEGRATED WITH ONLY FIVE MINUTES OF SCREEN TIME

hello everyone, I'm Charles Xavier and I'm the most powerful mutant mind on the planet. oh wait, here comes the Phoenix who has absolutely NOTHING to do with the actual Phoenix at all so I'm just going to die like a drippy cunt. hey, have fun for the next hour and a half, guys!

hey, god forbid Magneto should use his powers to actually fight in his grand war. LOL I CAN FASHION MY OWN BRIDGE TO ALCATRAZ BUT O NOS PLASTIC I AM DONE FOR

I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH DOES ANYBODY LOVE ME YET

hey all, I'm super movie director Brett Ratner. plot and character development give me a headache and my pizza just got here so I'm just gonna kill all you important guys and hey look at all the hilarious references I can make

excuse me, but that wasn't calysto, psylocke, spike, or marrow. try again, guys.

the list goes on and fucking on.

it was kinda cool though.
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Old May 26th, 2006, 04:03 AM       
There were two instances were people applauded, the afformentioned Juggernaught Bitch and the trailer for Snakes On The Plane.

God forbid they break out the Chuck Norris facts right there.
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Old May 26th, 2006, 10:56 AM       
Did you stay after the credits? There's a scene where some invalid starts talking and it's Xavier's voice MYSTERIOUS.
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Old May 26th, 2006, 12:31 PM       
so...is it worth seeing?

and is marrow in it?
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Old May 26th, 2006, 01:12 PM       
I like the part where they all sit around and agree that they are ridiculous
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Old May 26th, 2006, 01:56 PM       
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Did you stay after the credits? There's a scene where some invalid starts talking and it's Xavier's voice MYSTERIOUS.
No I had to take a shit.

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Old May 26th, 2006, 02:30 PM       
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so...is it worth seeing?

and is marrow in it?
No. Marrow's somehow-even-more-faggoty ripoff from X-Men Evolution is. Spike.

Christ, find me a bigger faggot than Spike. Even Cypher is more awesome than Spike. Pretty much everyone from X-Men Evolution is faggy.
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Old May 26th, 2006, 02:51 PM       
marrow was there, he was just a big fat black man who gets killed by wolverine instead of a small asian woman.
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Old May 26th, 2006, 02:59 PM       
That would be Spike.
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Old May 26th, 2006, 03:19 PM       
apparently you're right, though that was a much better marrow than spike. you get one, james.

and omega red was in there somewhere?
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Old May 26th, 2006, 03:41 PM       
They should have replaced Spike with Roger Daltrey as banshee.
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Old May 26th, 2006, 05:10 PM       
i swear to god the internet's stupidity is going to drive me to suicide one of these days
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Old May 26th, 2006, 05:43 PM       
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Explain what stupidity you're talking about this week.
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Old May 26th, 2006, 06:10 PM       
I just don't give a fuck about Spike. I wanna see an important character.
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Old May 26th, 2006, 06:39 PM       
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Explain what stupidity you're talking about this week.
one of these days, they're just going to make a movie made entirely up of content from ytmnd
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Old May 26th, 2006, 06:42 PM       
i'm talking about the "i'm the juggernaut b*tch" and "snakes on a plane" fans here btw
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Old May 26th, 2006, 06:48 PM       
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i'm talking about the "i'm the juggernaut b*tch" and "snakes on a plane" fans here btw
My bad. Anyways, i had no clue that it was finally in theaters until today.
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Old May 26th, 2006, 07:59 PM       
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i'm talking about the "i'm the juggernaut b*tch" and "snakes on a plane" fans here btw
I wanna see it for that line. Why? Because that's the highlight thus far in the coverage of this movie. That's not a testament to how funny the line is, but to how bad this movie is.

And yeah, Snakes on a Plane has been run into the ground, sadly. Nobody even cares about the movie, just the name. It's Chuck Norris all over again.
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Old May 26th, 2006, 08:16 PM       
I think I'm really gonna regret going to this opening night, but I'm goin anyways
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Old May 26th, 2006, 08:46 PM       
Just got back from the movie and posted my thoughts on it in my blog:
http://www.i-mockery.com/blabber/?p=42

Glad to see I'm not the only one who didn't like the "I'm the juggernaut bitch!" thing. I like the movie a lot though.
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Old May 26th, 2006, 11:09 PM       
I heard this movie is about ABORTIONS and HOMOSEXUALITY.
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Old May 26th, 2006, 11:20 PM       
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