Make it funny.

[I.M.Jaded]

My photoshop sucks fat men's balls. Whenever I try to make a picture funny or just fuck it up from A to Z, it comes out something like this:



This is supposed to be Byonce or Bouncy, whateva' her name is maaan from Destiny's Child. Interesting trivia: I got a Bouncy voodoo doll from a McDonald's Happy Meal, and it was called "Sasha."

This guy is a guy I hate who works at the same place I do. What a fuckrag. All the girls are always over him because he's "OMG SO KYUTE".





He's a sorry conceited clowny fuck and I shall mess with his face. Well, you shall. Surely this thread will sink down.

NEWBIE H@T0RZ.

[Schimid]

You know, I normally would help, but the guy in those pics is SO DREAMY.

[I.M.Jaded]

He's dumb as fuck, and whenever we get into a fight, it's no use because, you know, insulting him is a lot like fucking a dead person. Not much of a reply back.

But OMG you can't find that lousy excuse for a human being dreamy.

Someone gotta do something to that wretched face. I admit he's not all that ugly, but with the clothes he usually wears, it makes him look like a poorly designed wedding cake.

[pjalne]

Schmid is right, he is a very handsome man. Sorry.

[I.M.Jaded]

I don't care if he's good looking or not.

THIS ONE TIME, AT BAND CAMP....

He might not look that bad to you, in fact he might look HAWT, oh so HAWT, but his personality makes him ugly. Whenever he talks to me like I'm some piece of shit (I can't argue with that, BUT IM NOT GOTH SHUT THE FUCK UP DONT MAKE ME DO IT!) He looks like he stuck his head in an electric volt and then asked some pregnant cow to kindly give birth on his face.

[Daphne]

Do you have any more pics of him? He's really gorgeous.

[I.M.Jaded]

sdfsdf

[Poxpower]

You have serious issus man.
I mean, come on, you can't type a full sentence without swearing. I think it's normal for a smart guy to ignore you if you are trying to get into an insult fight with him. He probably thinks "geez, this guy is so annoying! I think the only way to make him go away is to ignore him" Which he does.


And which you should do to.

[I.M.Jaded]

this, then make a new thread in the Mock Wars because this will be the wrong place you artificially inseminated amorphous.

[Jixby Phillips]

Any more pics

[I.M.Jaded]

Here is his picture after he didn't fool around with it and make it black and white and shit.

This picture is also next to the word "Ugly" in the dictionary.

[Geggy]

Lucky bastard.

[Tree]

:girl on left: