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Old Sep 2nd, 2003, 07:25 PM       
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Old Sep 2nd, 2003, 07:52 PM       
Ill use my plasma cannon on you If ya don't shut the hell up!!!!!
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Old Sep 2nd, 2003, 08:13 PM       
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Old Sep 2nd, 2003, 08:37 PM        Re: Unsafe guy wants to hang out. Advice Please
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I need to ask some advice because I have a legitimate concern.

In my dorm on the floor right below mine lives a guy who really wants to hang out with me all the time and I really don't want to. This doesn't sound like a big problem, except he is really psycho. He knows some kind of martial art really well and when I say that I don't want to hang out with him he punches me really hard. I don't know any martial arts at all and he's way bigger than me so I think it would be pretty unwise to fight back or something. He wants to get me drunk all the time and if I went along with it just to have fun it would basically waste unreasonable amounts of time.

How do I get rid of him without getting myself beaten up? I know you guys are probably going to call me a pussy or something but before you do consider this: That's stupid because what it really comes down to is that whether I can defend myself or not I really do not need friends who make me feel unsafe, or waste unreasonable amounts of time and energy.

I'm serious. I would appreciate some good advice.
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Old Sep 2nd, 2003, 08:42 PM       
Whoever is behind the Samus and Wario characters is a douche-bag that is too lazy to put in the amount of effort these icons deserve.

And we all know you're going to post for years no matter what, Esuohlim.
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Old Sep 2nd, 2003, 08:49 PM       
THESE CHARACTERS FUCKING SUCK. I WOULD LIKE TO ASK WILLIE TO SET ALL OF THEM ON FIRE.
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Old Sep 2nd, 2003, 09:43 PM       
Not all of them suck, you douchebags
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Bobo Adobo is funnier and smarter than all of you, proven by the fact that he is currently in a high-paying and important government job where he earns a fat cash paycheck and much pussy. How did he get so famous and successful you ask? It's simple: he has never, in his entire life, watched one second of anime.
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Old Sep 3rd, 2003, 12:21 AM       
I don'ta suck! I'm-a only misunderstood - always in my fat brother's a-shadow. They didn't even let me a-show up in Super Mario RPG, they a-locked me in a closet! Then they a-tried to make up for it and a-gave-a me my own game, but the game was-a crap!
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Old Sep 3rd, 2003, 12:23 AM       
You are all on thin ice. I killed an Octorok once just for thinking it was going to spit a boulder at me! Show some respect before I'm forced to strangle you with my hookshot!
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Old Sep 3rd, 2003, 01:21 AM       
You fail to realize one important thing:

As the people playing the games, holding the controllers, WE CONTROL YOUR DESTINIES.

Meaning, if I felt like having Link get sodomized by a machine-gun like Octorok, it's my prerogative.

So sit down and shut the hell up, lest we turn the Master Sword into a Master Enema.
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Old Sep 3rd, 2003, 12:15 PM       
The characters here that I'm not responsible for suck, as I at least had the sense to only post once with each of 'em.

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Old Sep 3rd, 2003, 02:09 PM       
No one listen to Les Waste. He's obviously just an evil vampire here to sow discord. Back, fiend!
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Old Sep 3rd, 2003, 03:10 PM       
Stop desanctifying my childhood memories you fat fucking hobo.
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Old Sep 15th, 2003, 06:01 PM       
I say you tell him straight to his face that you don't want to hang with him anymore.
Don't offer any explaination, it is not necessary.
If you DO get beat up, it's better to get beat up once, rather than having to deal with it constantly since now, you're his "new best friend".

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Old Sep 15th, 2003, 06:27 PM       
Too late, he was already brutally raped and killed.
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Old Sep 15th, 2003, 07:20 PM       
What an insensitive jackass.
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Old Sep 16th, 2003, 12:09 PM       
Ok here's how it turned out: He came back up to my room and he was pissed because I wasn't being any fun. He tried to take a swing at me but I ducked and I picked up that crowbar that I'd had and I told him that if he punched me again I would use it to defend myself. He went off and whined to an RA that I threatened him with a crowbar. The RA confiscated my crowbar and called the police. When the policeman got here, I explained the whole thing and he completely understood my trouble and said that technically I didn't do anything wrong. The kid who's been giving me trouble is going to be expelled from the university (turns out I'm only one of many people that had trouble with him).
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Old Sep 16th, 2003, 12:10 PM       
Your RA is a fucking asshole, but good to hear that the issue's done with.
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Old Dec 2nd, 2003, 06:47 PM       
Well, here's an idea. Get some freinds to back you up, or something, do daily training, break out your crowbar and tell him you don't want to, but you will use the crowbar if you must. Peace out.
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Old Dec 2nd, 2003, 10:15 PM       




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Old Dec 16th, 2003, 09:21 PM       
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Old Dec 16th, 2003, 09:37 PM       
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Old Dec 16th, 2003, 10:27 PM       
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Old Feb 7th, 2004, 11:50 PM       
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