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Old Jun 29th, 2011, 10:47 PM       
Man, and I thought that using chloraseptic lozenges/spray was a bad experience! Well it's good that you're doing better!
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Old Jun 29th, 2011, 10:51 PM       
Oh god damn it, I thought you were talking about an actual drink.
Looks like I need to go to the hospital more!
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Old Jun 29th, 2011, 10:53 PM       
Don't. Hospitals are horrible places that smell like antiseptic and death, plus if you're under the influence of any kind of hallucinogen you're going to see the hospital in a light that makes their depiction in the film Jacob's Ladder seem like something out of a Disney movie.
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Old Jun 30th, 2011, 05:32 AM       
OH MY HAIRY CHRIST.

My laptop is still not back from the menders.
Husband broke his and needs all the drivers reinstalling.
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Old Jun 30th, 2011, 08:13 AM       
Ugh, shrub, that sucks. I'm sorry.
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Old Jun 30th, 2011, 11:51 AM       
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Old Jun 30th, 2011, 12:02 PM       
She most likely wanted to be in the middle of a double Gus sandwich.
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Old Jun 30th, 2011, 12:25 PM       
Some guy I know is convinced, after watching a tv program on it, that the universe is a simulation, and God is a programmer. His reasoning: Look very closely at something. Everything is pixelated.
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Old Jun 30th, 2011, 12:27 PM       
that is sad
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I spent the day in the ER. Pretty much all that came out of it was that my gallbladder got a clean bill of health and I figured out I never want a "GI Cocktail" again.
I fortunately have avoided this particular slice of loveliness. Not for much longer, however.

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Old Jun 30th, 2011, 12:35 PM       
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Sounds like the beginning of a serious slide into wonderful world of schizophrenia! Better do something quick before he decides to stick it to the matrix by going on a killing spree.
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Old Jun 30th, 2011, 01:24 PM       
Thanks, ColFlagg...basically, it just sort of feels as if my stomach either has a pile of rocks in it, or like it has a cigar stubbed out in it. I think that they were like "aha, fatwoman with a baby, must be gallbladder". WELL, NOT ALWAYS.

They sent me home with a Gastro referral and a supposition that it was an ulcer from my lifelong, arthritis-necessary Excedrin use. Also, I can't have caffeine, peppermint or chocolate, which neatly disposes of basically my entire sustenance up to this point.
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Old Jun 30th, 2011, 01:27 PM       
I can understand that they'd want you to avoid chocolate and caffeine, but why peppermint? I thought peppermint was supposed to be soothing to digestive problems.
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Old Jun 30th, 2011, 01:31 PM       
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He must have keener eyesight than me. I can't see the pixels. What with them being atomic.
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Old Jun 30th, 2011, 01:31 PM       
Supposedly nicotine, caffeine, chocolate and peppermint do some sphincter-relaxing in there and allow gastric acids to seep up into the esophagus.

(protip for anal aficionados, I guess...ply your partner with coffee and, I don't know, cigs and york peppermint patties or something)
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Also, I can't have caffeine, peppermint or chocolate, which neatly disposes of basically my entire sustenance up to this point.
I would be incapable of living on th... No, wait. I'd be fine. Alcohol.
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Supposedly nicotine, caffeine, chocolate and peppermint do some sphincter-relaxing in there and allow gastric acids to seep up into the esophagus.

(protip for anal aficionados, I guess...ply your partner with coffee and, I don't know, cigs and york peppermint patties or something)
No wonder I like taking it up the arse so much.
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Old Jun 30th, 2011, 01:55 PM       
Well that would explain why so many of my gay friends smoke... and do amyl nitrite.
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Old Jun 30th, 2011, 02:33 PM       
I would hate to live in Australia, but I'd rather be there than the US. :antiamerican
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Old Jun 30th, 2011, 02:34 PM       
That was supposed to quote something.
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Old Jun 30th, 2011, 02:35 PM       
I would hate to live in The US, but I'd rather be there than Mexico or Finland. :antiplaces
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Old Jun 30th, 2011, 02:37 PM       
I'm not even sure why I got so riled to post. A guy likes where he lives despite it being a bit shitty in some ways. Good for him. I don't even want to be alive most days.
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Old Jun 30th, 2011, 02:38 PM       
Idk, when I was recently out of the country it wasn't the Americans being obnoxious tourist assholes.
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Have I mentioned that lately?
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