Better Than Death

[Thesaurus]

Things to Saddam should have to endure:

Bad anime
Children
The most annoying sight in the world
http://www.mostannoyingwebpage.com/v1/index2.html

Feminists
Jahova Witness people who come to your door at all hours of the
day
Boy bands being played in his house 24/7
School cafeteria food
Freedom fries
being suspended over a large vat of bubling oil
havin his spleen removed (W/out drugs of course)
Me after 87 pixi stix, 3 shots of expresso, at 2:46 in the morning

[Thesaurus]

(most of this will have to be done outside the usa since most of these things would be considered cruel and unusual punishment)